Cryto! 9 November 2013
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01:42:18 <DrWhat> .bitcoin
01:42:19 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $337.29, 1 BTC = €269.74
01:42:26 <DrWhat> £337 O_o
01:42:30 <DrWhat> $
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01:58:04 <cayce> yus
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02:22:57 <cayce> ahh
02:23:05 <cayce> cautiously public! http://www.abine.com/blog/2013/mixpanel
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04:32:19 <DrWhat> joepie91
04:32:22 <DrWhat> .bitcoin
04:32:23 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $333.44, 1 BTC = €263.96
04:32:24 <DrWhat> ^
04:32:26 <DrWhat> :D
04:35:40 <joepie91> yes..
04:44:32 <cayce> NP: [Toadies - Possum Kingdom] [Rubberneck] [928kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
04:50:59 <DrWhat> http://www.boardgame-online.com/join.php?g=eVEQ&k=yul
04:51:50 <cayce> NP: [The Golden Gate Quartet - Didn't it rain] [The art of Electro Swing vol.2] [916kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
04:56:27 <DrWhat> http://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=eVE5
04:59:01 <cayce> I dunno what you're linking to but I'm not clicking them
05:22:23 <cayce> oh how I love this song
05:22:25 <cayce> NP: [Live - White, Discussion] [Throwing Copper] [260kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
05:22:41 <cayce> I talk of freedom, you talk of the flag
05:22:48 <cayce> I talk of revolution, you'd much rather brag
05:23:35 <cayce> and as the decibels of this disenchanting discourse continue to dampen the day
05:23:52 <cayce> The coin flips again and again and again and again as our sanity walks away
05:24:10 <cayce> All this discussion, though politically correct
05:24:16 <cayce> is dead beyond destruction, though it leaves me quite erect
05:24:38 <cayce> And as the final sunset rolls behind the Earth and the clock is finally dead
05:24:39 <cayce> I'll look at you, you'll look at me and we'll cry a lot but this will be what we say
05:24:39 <cayce> This will be what we say
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09:52:29 <MK_FG> joepie91, Looking at tax answer @ coinlaw.info, I see what cayce meant about taxes being hard :P
09:54:13 <MK_FG> Also, we are in another one of these bitcoin speculation crisises, aren't we?
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11:00:07 <DrWhat> MK_FG ofc
11:00:19 <DrWhat> therists hate bitcoin
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12:13:35 * joepie91 wonders what "therists" are
12:15:03 <MK_FG> Economy theorists?
12:15:25 <MK_FG> I think pretty much every one of them predicted its immediate failure
12:19:38 <joepie91> http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-hawaii-gay-marriage-20131108,0,4411689.story
12:19:46 <joepie91> "No other animal in the animal kingdom have adopted such a ludicrous law like allowing animals, in this case homo sapiens, of the same sex to marry."
12:19:51 <joepie91> not sure if stupid or troll...
12:20:28 <MK_FG> Occam's razor, man
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13:40:06 <Endre_Prabhakar> What do black men do after sex? 15 years to life.
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13:40:06 <Neno_Fergus> What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face
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13:40:06 <Inge_Lamont> Whitney Houstons life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, its all down hill from there
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13:40:07 <Hermanni_Reg> Whats faster then a nigger running with your TV? His brother with the VCR.
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13:40:07 <Hugo_Ah> I've always got on with my neighbors. That was until we had a black family move in next door. Suddenly everything changed. Doors were constantly being slammed, there was shouting and music was played at full blast into the small hours. Despite trying all that, I still couldn't get that damn black family to move out.
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13:40:07 <Balder_Mikhailo> What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle? You dont take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!
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13:40:08 <Ferdinand_Zhenya> What do you call a nigger hitchhiker? Stranded.
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13:40:08 <Xolani_Lamont> Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think its whale shit!
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13:40:09 <Byron_Leontios> If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be? The brains of the outfit.
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13:48:47 <DrWhat> Sprinbit...
13:50:28 <joepie91> well that's new...
13:50:29 <joepie91> http://owely.com/2ILZBu
13:50:54 <IR601> its connecting to prism backends
13:51:12 <joepie91> in capitalist america, prism backends connect to YOU!
13:51:22 <IR601> XD
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13:51:42 <joepie91> I completely stole the first half of that joke
13:51:44 <joepie91> but oka
13:51:44 <joepie91> :P
13:51:45 <joepie91> okay *
13:51:50 <MK_FG> Could be trying to show you http://www.engadget.com/2013/11/02/skype-killing-old-api/
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13:51:55 <Jairus_Honoratus> What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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13:52:15 <IR601> lolwat
13:53:06 <MK_FG> MS is classy as always ;)
13:54:27 <joepie91> one spambot?
13:54:28 <joepie91> just one?
13:54:30 <joepie91> really?
13:55:35 <joepie91> is that really all you can do?
13:55:39 * joepie91 waits
13:55:51 * DrWhat ponderes
13:56:04 * DrWhat humps joepie91 leg
13:56:17 <joepie91> can't hump over IRC
13:56:21 * x gets the water bottle out and squirts DrWhat
13:56:24 <DrWhat> GET HERE THEN
13:56:25 <joepie91> hahaha
13:56:29 <joepie91> DrWhat: nou
13:56:37 <DrWhat> I had 2 girls masterbait over skype in 2 nights
13:56:42 <DrWhat> Im a pro at seduction
13:56:52 <joepie91> mhmmm
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13:56:55 <Balder_Mikhailo> I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.
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13:56:56 <Neno_Fergus> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother lo
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13:56:56 <Byron_Leontios> Why do pregnant Jews always go for Cesarian section? Because they`re tight cunts.
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13:56:56 <Grzegorz_Xavior> What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
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13:56:56 <Ferdinand_Zhenya> What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
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13:56:56 <Freyr_Roni> What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
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13:56:56 <Ferdinand_Milosz> Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
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13:56:57 <Fritjof_Gruffud> Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
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13:57:00 <Inge_Lamont> Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free!
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13:57:02 <Endre_Prabhakar> Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free!
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13:57:05 <Hermanni_Reg> Two Jews were sitting on a pier passing the time of day. The first Jew puts his feet in the water and cries, "It's cold, it's cold!" The second Jew puts his nose in and screams, "It's fucking deep too!"
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13:57:10 <x> o.o
13:57:11 <DrWhat> well this is perfectic
13:57:18 <joepie91> cute
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13:57:39 <DrWhat> well you got one
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13:57:40 <Freyr_Roni> What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.
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13:57:40 <Neno_Fergus> There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
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13:57:40 <Hermanni_Reg> How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.
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13:57:40 <Balder_Mikhailo> What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
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13:57:40 <Grzegorz_Xavior> Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country.
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13:57:40 <Byron_Leontios> There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
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13:57:42 <Endre_Prabhakar> Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
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13:58:07 <joepie91> nah
13:58:08 <joepie91> got a few
13:58:12 <joepie91> they're not fast enough
13:58:20 <DrWhat> do
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13:58:27 <Neno_Fergus> What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
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13:58:27 <Balder_Mikhailo> Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country.
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13:58:28 <Endre_Prabhakar> There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.
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13:58:28 <Grzegorz_Xavior> What do you call a Mexican who can swim? A Texan.
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13:58:28 <Hermanni_Reg> How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.
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13:58:28 <Freyr_Roni> Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
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13:58:29 <Grzegorz_Xavior1> There wouldn't be any Jews in America if they hadn't heard about the right of free speech.
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13:58:29 <Neno_Fergus1> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmother l
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13:58:29 <Hermanni_Reg1> Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill!
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13:58:29 <Balder_Mikhailo1> What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
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13:58:29 <Endre_Prabhakar1> Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
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13:58:30 <Freyr_Roni1> What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
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13:58:30 <Neno_Fergus> Whitney Houstons life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, its all down hill from there
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13:58:30 <Balder_Mikhailo> A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
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13:58:30 <Freyr_Roni> Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there.
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13:58:30 <Hermanni_Reg> What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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13:58:31 <Grzegorz_Xavior> Why was the wheelbarrow invented? To teach niggers to walk on their hind legs.
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13:58:31 <Endre_Prabhakar> What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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13:58:33 <DrWhat> +b *_*@*.*
13:58:39 <DrWhat> that will ban them
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13:58:40 <Ferdinand_Zhenya> Why don't niggers go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
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13:59:30 <Neno_Fergus> What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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13:59:30 <Hermanni_Reg> Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever
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13:59:31 <Grzegorz_Xavior> How can you tell a black person is lying? His lips are moving.
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13:59:31 <Balder_Mikhailo> A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop.
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13:59:31 <Hermanni_Reg1> What do you call one black guy on moon? A problem. What do you call two black guys on the moon? A problem What do you call the entire race of black? guys on the moon? A problem solved.
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13:59:33 <Freyr_Roni> Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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13:59:34 <Freyr_Roni1> Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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13:59:36 <Hermanni_Reg> I was on the bus the other day when a massive nigger came and sat next to me. I slowly started edging away from him and he said; "What, you think I'm gonna steal from you, cos I'm black?" "No, I think you're going to steal from me because you have a fucking gun!"
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13:59:36 <Balder_Mikhailo> What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.
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13:59:36 <Neno_Fergus> How many Americans' does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only Mexicans do that kind of job.
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13:59:36 <Grzegorz_Xavior> What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers.
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14:00:36 <Neno_Fergus> Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
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14:00:36 <Grzegorz_Xavior> What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers.
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14:00:36 <Balder_Mikhailo> Why don't niggers go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
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14:00:36 <Hermanni_Reg> How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window.
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14:00:36 <Neno_Fergus1> What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A really stupid gorilla.
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14:00:36 <Freyr_Roni> The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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14:00:37 <Balder_Mikhailo1> Why do niggers have red eyes after sex? Pepper spray.
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14:00:37 <Hermanni_Reg1> Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one"
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14:00:37 <Neno_Fergus2> A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us"
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14:00:37 <Grzegorz_Xavior1> What's long and black? The unemployment line
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14:01:00 <DrWhat> lol
14:01:13 <joepie91> most of those are pretty shitty tbh
14:01:33 <DrWhat> Its worse then clonex
14:01:36 <DrWhat> ijs
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14:01:41 <Grzegorz_Xavior> Why do monkeys always look so sad? They know they'll be black one day.
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14:01:44 <Freyr_Roni> What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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14:01:45 <Freyr_Roni1> What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common? A major crack problem
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14:02:03 <joepie91> lol nick collision
14:02:04 <joepie91> fail
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14:02:48 <Freyr_Roni> What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
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14:03:26 <DrWhat> Whats wrong, Running out of proxies????
14:03:40 <Sprinbit> ^lol
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14:03:53 <Freyr_Roni> Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in th
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14:04:01 <joepie91> certainly looksl ike it
14:04:08 <DrWhat> lol
14:04:09 <joepie91> also rofl
14:04:15 <joepie91> that last one exceeded message length
14:04:17 <joepie91> ++
14:04:26 <DrWhat> Awesome script OP
14:04:30 <joepie91> okay, so I just improved my killer a bit
14:04:33 <joepie91> let's see what happens now
14:04:39 <DrWhat> nothing
14:04:43 <DrWhat> OP ran out of proxies
14:04:43 <joepie91> though it seems there's nothing left to kill :(
14:04:50 <joepie91> oh well, will just wait for OP to find a new proxy list
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14:05:02 <joepie91> aw, cute
14:05:07 <DrWhat> Hold on
14:05:07 <joepie91> one got banned before it even had the chance to join
14:05:07 <joepie91> lol
14:05:16 <DrWhat> Let me test somthing
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14:05:26 <joepie91> this is going to be a bad idea, I'm sure
14:05:32 <joepie91> like renaming himself to a botlike name
14:05:34 <joepie91> or something
14:05:39 <joepie91> and then getting banned
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14:05:59 <DrWhat> Ahh ok
14:06:04 * joepie91 thinks he gave up
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14:06:26 <IR601> why did the chicken cross the road? cause it wanted to get to the other side
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14:06:34 <DrWhat> I saw OP last bot get banned as soon as it joined so i was wondering in case botkiller would ban everything
14:06:48 <joepie91> DrWhat: nah :)
14:06:52 <DrWhat> :)
14:07:01 * joepie91 goes do laundry
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14:07:13 * DrWhat stays to lol
14:07:33 <DrWhat> joepie91
14:07:39 <DrWhat> guess what i got
14:07:44 <DrWhat> php.net :D
14:08:59 <DrWhat> OP have you seriously ran out of proxies
14:09:28 <DrWhat> I want to give you 20k more
14:09:34 <DrWhat> since you cant find them for your self
14:09:40 <DrWhat> Message me and ill give you pastebinlink
14:09:43 <DrWhat> Message me and ill give you pastebinlink
14:11:19 <joepie91> I should turn the ban message into "Spam is off-topic on Cryto"
14:11:19 <joepie91> heh
14:11:38 <joepie91> (bonus points for getting the reference)
14:12:07 <probably> loggy, pointer?
14:12:07 <loggy> http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-11-09#T14-12-07
14:12:36 <joepie91> my god, this spammer is boring
14:12:43 <joepie91> even the zurna guy was more amusing
14:12:44 <joepie91> :(
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14:16:13 <DrWhat> i think it was that guy :)
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14:33:09 <Aniruddha_Gunnar> What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A really stupid gorilla.
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14:33:15 <Inge_Nikola> What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
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14:33:15 <Freyr_Maurits> I used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing.
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14:33:15 <Viktor_Nur> I just went to a Jewish furniture store as they were offering 0% finance for upto 10 years! "That's great!" I said as I signed the contract. "When will it be delivered?" "When you've paid the balance" he smiled.
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14:35:10 <DrWhat> OP got a new Proxy list i see
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14:35:41 <Inge_Nikola> I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note.
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14:35:41 <Viktor_Nur> Why are Jewish synagogues round? So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
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14:35:41 <Freyr_Maurits> I just went to a Jewish furniture store as they were offering 0% finance for upto 10 years! "That's great!" I said as I signed the contract. "When will it be delivered?" "When you've paid the balance" he smiled.
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14:35:42 <Inge_Nikola1> Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
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14:36:45 <Viktor_Nur> Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!
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14:36:46 <Freyr_Maurits> I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.
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14:37:51 <Freyr_Maurits> I can't believe the judge said I was a particularly ruthless kidnapper and a disgrace to the Jewish community. All because I added shipping and handling charges to the ransom note.
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14:37:52 <Freyr_Maurits1> How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
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14:37:53 <Viktor_Nur> Why do pregnant Jews always go for Cesarian section? Because they`re tight cunts.
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14:37:53 <Freyr_Maurits2> How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it.
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14:38:55 <Viktor_Nur> 'There is safety in numbers' Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews.
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14:38:56 <Inge_Nikola> I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.
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14:38:56 <Freyr_Maurits> What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
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14:40:01 <Freyr_Maurits> What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.
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14:40:01 <Viktor_Nur> Why are Jewish synagogues round? So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
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14:40:01 <Inge_Nikola> How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
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14:40:02 <Freyr_Maurits1> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the gr
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14:40:04 <Freyr_Maurits2> 'There is safety in numbers' Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews.
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14:40:04 <Inge_Nikola> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandmo
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14:41:06 <Freyr_Maurits> Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!
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14:41:06 <Viktor_Nur> What do Jewish women make for dinner? Reservations!
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14:41:06 <Inge_Nikola> I just went to a Jewish furniture store as they were offering 0% finance for upto 10 years! "That's great!" I said as I signed the contract. "When will it be delivered?" "When you've paid the balance" he smiled.
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14:41:07 <Freyr_Maurits1> Why do pregnant Jews always go for Cesarian section? Because they`re tight cunts.
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14:41:07 <Viktor_Nur1> What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew
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14:42:07 <Freyr_Maurits> I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.
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14:42:07 <Freyr_Maurits1> There wouldn't be any Jews in America if they hadn't heard about the right of free speech.
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14:42:08 <Freyr_Maurits2> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the gr
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14:42:11 <Inge_Nikola> How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
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14:42:11 <Viktor_Nur> What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew
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14:43:08 <Freyr_Maurits> How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
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14:43:13 <Freyr_Maurits> Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
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14:43:17 <Inge_Nikola> How do you know when your on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!'
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14:43:17 <Viktor_Nur> There wouldn't be any Jews in America if they hadn't heard about the right of free speech.
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14:43:50 <Viktor_Nur> What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
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14:44:13 <Freyr_Maurits> 'There is safety in numbers' Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews.
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14:44:52 <Inge_Nikola> What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
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14:44:52 <Viktor_Nur> What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew
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14:45:23 <Freyr_Maurits> Why are Jewish synagogues round? So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!
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14:45:24 <Freyr_Maurits1> Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!
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14:46:17 <joepie91> guess he found a new proxy list
14:46:19 <joepie91> actually
14:46:23 <joepie91> new proxy *
14:46:27 <joepie91> also, new archiveteam project coming up shortly!
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14:53:10 <joepie91> https://research.microsoft.com/en-us/um/people/kopf/pixelart/
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15:10:56 <joepie91> whoever is trying to spam: done?
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15:37:28 <Nero> hi
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17:04:45 <iceTwy> joepie91: HAH
17:04:47 <iceTwy> wait
17:04:50 <iceTwy> see those spammers?
17:04:59 <iceTwy> I've had the exact same ones on IceNet
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17:05:29 <joepie91> mm
17:05:47 <iceTwy> were they spamming racist jokes?
17:05:55 <joepie91> yes
17:05:57 <joepie91> loggy, pointer?
17:05:57 <loggy> http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-11-09#T17-05-57
17:06:03 <MK_FG> You keep calling them spammers, but shouldn't that word mean some ads in there?
17:06:17 <joepie91> spamming isn't just ads
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17:06:45 <MK_FG> Unsolicited advertising is what I always thought it means
17:06:56 <MK_FG> Otherwise it's flood or something
17:07:01 <MK_FG> Maybe DDoS
17:07:06 <MK_FG> *or just DoS
17:10:52 <joepie91> it's not DoS nor DDoS
17:10:56 <joepie91> it is flooding but it's also spamming
17:11:05 <joepie91> spamming actually means unsolicited messages in general
17:11:14 <joepie91> bulk, generally
17:12:11 <joepie91> my usual approach is to class it as 'spamming' if aimed at humans, and 'flooding' if aimed at machines
17:12:43 <MK_FG> If the purpose is to make irc network unuseable, looks like a DoS to me
17:14:22 <joepie91> aside from not being aimed at the network but a channel, its purpose doesn't seem to be to make the channel unusable
17:14:25 <joepie91> seeing as they come in short bursts :)
17:14:48 <joepie91> they seem more intended to 'annoy' or as a 'joke'
17:15:21 <MK_FG> Heh, yeah, I guess
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17:37:54 <iceTwy> MK_FG: yeah, I had the exact same thing in one of my channels
17:37:57 <iceTwy> on my IRC server
17:38:14 <iceTwy> they join for like 10 secs, spam a bunch of racist jokes, then part
17:40:03 <MK_FG> spam-troll!
18:09:11 <DrWhat> lol joepie91 That was no flood
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18:25:01 <Grzegorz_Chijindum> Why don't niggers go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
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18:25:01 <Anej_Temple> What does FUBU stand for? Farmers Used to Beat Us -OR- Farmers Used to Buy Us
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18:25:01 <Janika_Prabodh> A nigger walks into a bar with a pig. The bar man shouts "Oy, you can't bring that in here!" To which the pig replies, "sorry man, it won't happen again."
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18:25:01 <Gert_Harduwich> How do you stop a nigger from drowning? You don't.
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18:25:02 <Andre_Silvio> What do you call an all-black beach? A litter box.
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18:25:02 <Rodge_Gerhard> A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him: "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks: "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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18:25:02 <Porphyrios_Roni> Why are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days? They are easier to spot
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18:25:02 <Bruno_Lamont> What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TVs floating in the air? Drop it nigger!
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18:25:04 <Albert_Suibhne> What does cotton have in common with noses? Niggers are good at picking both.
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18:25:08 <Otmar_Eugene> What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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18:28:22 <joepie91> you suck, spammer
18:28:33 <joepie91> :(
18:29:54 <joepie91> whoever is doing this spamming really needs to lrn2spam
18:30:59 <DrWhat> joepie91 just do +b *_*@*.* it will stop the spamm
18:31:25 <DrWhat> they all match that mask
18:31:30 <DrWhat> and no one else in the channel does
18:31:43 <DrWhat> except MK_FG but hes SOP so it wont effect him
18:32:27 <DrWhat> +b *!*_*@*.*
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18:52:34 <joepie91> loggy, pointer?
18:52:34 <loggy> http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-11-09#T18-52-34
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22:44:50 <Inge_Nikola> How do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.
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22:45:22 <Viktor_Nur> How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it.
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22:45:23 <Inge_Nikola> What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
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22:46:32 <Inge_Nikola> Why do Jews have such big noses? Because air is free!
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22:46:33 <Viktor_Nur> I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.
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22:47:42 <Viktor_Nur> What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!
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22:47:43 <Inge_Nikola> Why did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill!
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22:48:10 <lysobit> .py 0.00000000000000000000000001
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22:48:41 <botpie91> -3.7
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22:48:44 <botpie91> 0.3
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22:48:48 <Inge_Nikola> How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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22:48:48 <lysobit> .py (0.1+0.2)-0.0000000000000005
22:48:48 <botpie91> 0.3
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22:48:53 <Viktor_Nur> What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!
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22:48:54 <lysobit> .py (0.1+0.2)-0.0000000000000009
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22:49:12 <lysobit> .py (0.1+0.2)-0.0000000000001
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22:49:43 <MK_FG> Wat a u dooin
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22:49:54 <Viktor_Nur> Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as fucking hell saved the History channel.
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22:49:54 <Inge_Nikola> What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
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22:51:05 <Inge_Nikola> 'There is safety in numbers' Unless there are 6,000,000 of you. And you are all Jews.
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22:51:18 <lysobit> MK_FG: what does this mean?
22:51:23 <lysobit> [22:49:05] <lysobit> .py (0.1+0.2)-0.0000000000001
22:51:23 <lysobit> [22:49:05] <&botpie91> ...
22:51:28 <lysobit> "..."?
22:51:55 <MK_FG> I'd guess it's lost in translation somewhere between api's ;)
22:52:13 <MK_FG> Iirc python has infinite resolution for decimals
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22:52:16 <Inge_Nikola> I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.
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22:52:25 <Inge_Nikola> One day a Jewish grandmother had taken her grandson to the beach for a play when suddenly a huge wave washed over the infant and pulled him out to sea. The distraught grandmother fell down on her knees, and sobbed, "Please God, don't let my grandson die, please, he is my only grandson! He is the future of my family, please return him to me safely!" Instantly another huge wave rolls the infant back onto the beach and the grandm
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22:52:26 <MK_FG> So you can have e.g. 1**-99999999999999
22:53:05 <MK_FG> (or rather 1e-999999999999)
22:55:02 <lysobit> .py 1
22:55:03 <botpie91> 1
22:55:04 <lysobit> .py (0.1+0.2)-0.0000000000001
22:55:05 <botpie91> 0.3
22:55:27 <lysobit> ah it was because of loop destruction
22:55:34 <lysobit> it outputs '...' when it thinks its stuck in a loop
22:56:01 <MK_FG> Weird, why'd it loop such simple op?
22:56:20 <lysobit> if it outputs the same thing many times (0.3) it will think its stuck in a loop
22:56:22 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:23 <botpie91> 0.3
22:56:23 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:24 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:24 <botpie91> 0.3
22:56:24 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:24 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:24 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:25 <botpie91> 0.3
22:56:25 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:25 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:25 <botpie91> 0.3
22:56:26 <botpie91> ...
22:56:27 <botpie91> ...
22:56:28 <botpie91> ...
22:56:38 <lysobit> .py 0.3
22:56:38 <MK_FG> Ah, heh
22:56:41 <MK_FG> Feedback loop
22:57:25 <MK_FG> .py 10L ** 9999
22:57:26 <botpie91> 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
22:57:34 <MK_FG> .py 10L ** -9999
22:57:35 <botpie91> 0.0
22:57:41 <MK_FG> :P
22:57:52 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -99
22:57:53 <botpie91> 1e-99
22:57:55 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -999
22:57:56 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:00 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -100
22:58:01 <botpie91> 1e-100
22:58:05 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -122
22:58:05 <botpie91> 1e-122
22:58:08 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -200
22:58:08 <botpie91> 1e-200
22:58:11 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -400
22:58:11 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:12 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -300
22:58:13 <botpie91> 1e-300
22:58:15 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -320
22:58:15 <botpie91> 9.99988867183e-321
22:58:21 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -350
22:58:21 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:23 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -340
22:58:24 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:25 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -330
22:58:26 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:27 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -320
22:58:28 <botpie91> 9.99988867183e-321
22:58:30 <MK_FG> Could be just truncation for str()
22:58:31 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -323
22:58:31 <botpie91> 9.88131291682e-324
22:58:33 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -325
22:58:33 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:35 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -324
22:58:35 <botpie91> 0.0
22:58:37 <lysobit> .py 10L ** -323
22:58:37 <botpie91> 9.88131291682e-324
22:58:43 <lysobit> 323 is the magic number!
22:59:01 <lysobit> .py 1 ** -323
22:59:02 <botpie91> 1.0
22:59:05 <MK_FG> .py -inf
22:59:05 <botpie91> NameError: name 'inf' is not defined
22:59:08 <lysobit> .py 10L
22:59:09 <botpie91> 10
22:59:14 <MK_FG> .py inf
22:59:14 <botpie91> NameError: name 'inf' is not defined
22:59:15 <lysobit> .py 1 ** -322
22:59:16 <botpie91> 1.0
22:59:18 <lysobit> .py 1 ** -321
22:59:18 <botpie91> 1.0
22:59:20 <MK_FG> It lies!
22:59:21 <lysobit> What's 10L?
22:59:31 <MK_FG> 10 long
22:59:44 <MK_FG> "long" is "infinite" type in py
22:59:52 <lysobit> .py 1**-9
23:00:00 <botpie91> 1.0
23:00:04 <MK_FG> Actually...
23:00:11 <lysobit> .py 1**-2
23:00:12 <botpie91> 1.0
23:00:19 <lysobit> .py 10**-2
23:00:21 <botpie91> 0.01
23:00:21 <lysobit> mathfail
23:00:24 <MK_FG> floats sem to be not long(), so guess they're not infinite after all
23:00:25 <lysobit> (from me)
23:00:46 <lysobit> obvs 1 to the power of anything is 1
23:00:49 <MK_FG> Though you can represent anything with longs, just move point at the end when necessary
23:01:32 <MK_FG> .py 1e999999999
23:01:33 <botpie91> inf
23:01:38 <lysobit> inf!
23:01:41 <lysobit> .py inf
23:01:42 <botpie91> NameError: name 'inf' is not defined
23:01:52 <lysobit> .py type(1e999999999999999)
23:01:53 <botpie91> <type 'float'>
23:01:54 <MK_FG> .py 10**999999
23:02:08 <MK_FG> .py 10**999999
23:02:09 <lysobit> .py float.inf
23:02:20 <MK_FG> It died ;(
23:02:20 <botpie91> AttributeError: type object 'float' has no attribute 'inf'
23:02:30 <lysobit> .py float('inf')
23:02:31 <botpie91> inf
23:02:35 <lysobit> .py float('cocks')
23:02:35 <botpie91> ValueError: invalid literal for float(): cocks
23:02:37 <MK_FG> .py math.inf
23:02:37 <botpie91> NameError: name 'math' is not defined
23:02:41 <MK_FG> .py import math; math.inf
23:02:41 <botpie91> AttributeError: 'module' object has no attribute 'inf'
23:02:45 <lysobit> .py float('inf') * 2
23:02:45 <botpie91> inf
23:02:49 <lysobit> .py float('inf') * 0
23:02:49 <botpie91> nan
23:03:35 <botpie91> <html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html;charset=utf-8"><title>500 Server Error</title></head><body text=#000000 bgcolor=#ffffff><h1>Error: Server Error</h1><h2>The server encountered an error and could not complete your request.<p>If the problem persists, please <A HREF="http://code.google.com/appengine/community.html">report</A> your problem and mention this error message and the query that caused it.</h2><h2></h2></body></h
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23:05:21 <lysobit> .py 9**999
23:05:22 <botpie91> 19420791685807240107333051324051784116989583193724316864576533464563180735858616547683182998496456789728988341068280850986348538176394540527937935578818205354143470889888635326461440316425783594659101585350049156215676557938894451642377064654730021171140060934423755077548539455842502660125762711087961374189386329584762737850448173644170329102936056441671898471805267678949382637281134957238614978786170335036322977034352216443212109162787131061860873
23:05:40 <complex> what
23:05:46 <complex> .py 9*9
23:05:47 <botpie91> 81
23:05:53 <complex> .py 9**9
23:05:54 <botpie91> 387420489
23:06:10 <complex> .py 9^9
23:06:11 <botpie91> 0
23:06:15 <complex> what
23:06:27 <MK_FG> ^ is bitwise and in py
23:06:58 <complex> i still thought python had "^" included
23:07:15 <MK_FG> And it has, it just means different thing
23:07:20 <complex> k
23:08:34 <MK_FG> Or ughh, bitwise *xor*, of course
23:14:40 <lysobit> .py float('inf')**2
23:14:41 <botpie91> OverflowError: (34, 'Numerical result out of range')
23:15:26 <lysobit> .py float('inf')*float('inf')
23:15:27 <botpie91> inf
23:15:31 <lysobit> .py float('inf')**float('inf')
23:15:32 <botpie91> OverflowError: (34, 'Numerical result out of range')
23:15:51 <MK_FG> "float('inf')**2" <-- only Chuck Norris can do that
23:16:06 <MK_FG> Or maybe Bruce Schneier as well?
23:16:16 <lysobit> but apparantly python can do it
23:16:23 <lysobit> [23:15:27] <lysobit> .py float('inf')*float('inf')
23:16:23 <lysobit> [23:15:28] <&botpie91> inf
23:17:00 <MK_FG> Clearly it's cheating
23:22:09 <lysobit> .py import antigravity
23:22:26 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print dir(antigravity)
23:22:27 <botpie91> ['SCRIPT', '__builtins__', '__compiled__', '__doc__', '__file__', '__name__', '__path__', 'fly', 'random']
23:22:37 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print antigravity.fly
23:22:38 <botpie91> <function fly at 0x548653ecc12612b8>
23:22:41 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print antigravity.fly()
23:22:42 <botpie91> Content-type: text/html
23:23:23 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print antigravity.random()
23:23:24 <botpie91> TypeError: 'module' object is not callable
23:23:27 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print antigravity.random
23:23:28 <botpie91> <module 'random' from '/base/data/home/runtimes/python/python_dist/lib/python2.5/random.py'>
23:23:50 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print antigravity.fly().split()
23:23:51 <botpie91> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'split'
23:24:05 <lysobit> .py import antigravity; print type(antigravity.fly())
23:24:06 <botpie91> Content-type: text/html
23:25:21 <MK_FG> Wat, appengine is still 2.5?
23:25:39 <MK_FG> Or even "still has 2.5"!
23:25:46 <lysobit> apparantly antigravity actually originated from appengine and was adapted into mainstream python later on
23:25:56 <lysobit> and antigravity.fly() was the original method
23:26:16 <lysobit> this is running python3
23:26:34 <lysobit> .py import sys; print sys.version
23:26:34 <MK_FG> Why appengine? I'd think it was comitted way before appengine
23:26:35 <botpie91> 2.5.2 (r252:60911, Oct 4 2012, 10:20:32)
23:26:39 <lysobit> oh wait
23:26:41 <lysobit> hat
23:26:42 <lysobit> what
23:27:01 <lysobit> http://python-history.blogspot.co.uk/2010/06/import-antigravity.html
23:27:10 <lysobit> 'But it really originated in Google App Engine! It was a last-minute addition when we launched App Engine on April 7, 2008. A few weeks before launch, when most code was already frozen, the App Engine team at Google decided we wanted an easter egg. After a great many suggestions, some too complex, some too obscure, some too risky, we chose the "antigravity" module. The App Engine version is
23:27:10 <lysobit> a little more elaborate than the Python 3 version: it defines a fly() function while can randomly do one of two things: with a probability of 10%, it redirects to the XKCD comic; otherwise, it simply renders the text of the comic in HTML (with a link to the comic on the last line). To invoke it in your App Engine app, you'd have to write a little main program, like this:'
23:27:59 <MK_FG> Heh
23:28:22 <MK_FG> I thought xkcd referred to existing thing there
23:28:33 <MK_FG> But apparently it's the other way around...
23:34:02 <complex> meh i MUST learn myself python asap
23:34:13 <complex> much more recognized than matlab