Cryto! 9 December 2013
00:00:02 <joepie91> but at least not OOMing anymore
00:00:08 <joepie91> not straight away anyway
00:03:23 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2port on host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that 6MySQL (3306) is down!
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00:08:51 <joepie91> right
00:08:54 <joepie91> killed innodb
00:08:57 <joepie91> reasonable RAM usage now
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00:12:31 <IR601> neatos!
00:14:59 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2port on host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS Backup (3457) is now back up. It was down for 18 minutes, 47 seconds.
00:15:03 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2port on host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is now back up. It was down for 18 minutes, 52 seconds.
00:15:52 <iceTwy> joepie91: too
00:15:54 <iceTwy> much
00:15:56 <iceTwy> spam
00:15:58 <iceTwy> lol
00:16:10 <joepie91> iceTwy: yes, that's because I'm upgrading and installing and configuring stuff all over the place
00:16:10 <joepie91> :p
00:16:18 <iceTwy> :p
00:16:23 <joepie91> currently working on 4 servers simultaneously
00:16:30 <iceTwy> crazy guy
00:16:37 <iceTwy> but we all love em
00:16:38 <iceTwy> :D
00:16:51 <joepie91> tbh, this is a good test
00:16:54 <joepie91> of my monitoring stuff
00:16:55 <joepie91> to see how well it works
00:17:20 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6nexus.cryto.net!
00:17:48 <iceTwy> with that being said I should probably start monitoring my nodes actively
00:17:50 <iceTwy> and more in details
00:17:56 <iceTwy> I've only got Uptime Robot running atm
00:18:07 <joepie91> heh
00:18:16 <iceTwy> oh well
00:18:35 <iceTwy> some other day
00:18:40 <iceTwy> at the end of the month or smth
00:18:45 <iceTwy> either way.
00:18:46 <joepie91> :P
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00:43:44 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6sabit.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 48 minutes, 7 seconds.
00:43:50 <joepie91> whoop
00:43:51 <joepie91> one more down
00:43:54 <joepie91> or well, up
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00:46:06 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 1 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Fixes and docs' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/86b013a0b7...971c5ccce3)
00:46:19 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6arvel.cryto.net is down!
00:46:20 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6museum.cryto.net is down!
00:46:42 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is down!
00:46:45 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6arvel.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 25 seconds.
00:48:45 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is now back up. It was down for 2 minutes, 3 seconds.
00:48:55 <joepie91> k
00:49:01 <joepie91> slowly...
00:49:03 <joepie91> :P
00:51:35 <joepie91> k, I'm bored of setting up monitoring stuff now
00:51:42 <joepie91> museum will be the last one, then it's time to write code!
00:56:33 <Anonymous1> Ohai joepie91
00:56:45 <joepie91> ohai
00:56:51 <Anonymous1> I thought every1 was sleep.
00:57:17 <joepie91> unless you're just using a different nick, I don't think I've seen you here before, so...
00:57:19 <joepie91> .welcome Anonymous1
00:57:19 <joepie91> :P
00:57:19 <botpie91> Anonymous1: welcome to #crytocc! Please be aware that this channel is publicly logged, and make sure to read the rules in the channel topic. You may hide messages from the public logs by prefixing them with [off].
00:57:58 <Anonymous1> Ya differn't nick. I like to change things up :D
00:58:17 <Anonymous1> I was in here couple times few years ago. just chillin'
01:05:45 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 1 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Patch for disk stats on OpenVZ...' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/971c5ccce3...5424432ddb)
01:05:48 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 95.6 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
01:06:32 <joepie91> D:
01:06:42 <joepie91> wat
01:06:44 <joepie91> it's lying
01:06:50 <joepie91> it's so much lying
01:06:55 <joepie91> stupid openvz
01:06:59 <Anonymous1> Merp
01:07:03 <Anonymous1> sounds like u having fun.
01:07:05 <joepie91> aargh
01:07:13 <joepie91> openvz botching my monitoring software :(
01:07:45 <Anonymous1> Joepie91 you are a legend! haha its cool to be in the same chat as you lol.
01:08:36 <Anonymous1> well ur chat. I like coming here just to chill' 8)
01:28:25 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 1 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Attempt to fix memory accounting in OpenVZ....' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/5424432ddb...7dca261010)
01:29:56 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 1 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Oops, forgot a split' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/7dca261010...4dbe92396c)
01:33:58 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 2 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Forgot another split...', '02More fixes' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/4dbe92396c...b67fdc8ca3)
01:34:02 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 28 minutes, 14 seconds.
01:34:07 <joepie91> yay
01:36:52 <joepie91> okay, I think it all works now :)
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01:40:40 <Anonymous1> woah everyone left n came back and i'm still here like O.o
01:40:58 <Anonymous1> what was that all about lol
01:41:45 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6grapefruit.cryto.net!
01:43:03 <botpie91> 04joepie91 made 1 commit(s) to 03cryto-status on branch 10develop: '02Hack hack hackity hack hack - we now have check_output in 2.6!' (https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status/compare/b67fdc8ca3...e87d048ee9)
01:44:12 <joepie91> Anonymous1: netsplit
01:44:12 <joepie91> one of the IRC servers is having some issues today
01:44:12 <joepie91> the host is looking into it
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01:46:19 <joepie91> <joepie91>Anonymous1: netsplit
01:46:20 <joepie91> <joepie91>one of the IRC servers is having some issues today
01:46:20 <joepie91> <joepie91>the host is looking into it
01:46:48 <Anonymous1> roger that.
01:47:32 * dorotea prepares sledgehammer for next netsplit
01:48:10 <joepie91> dorotea: hey, don't break my shit please
01:48:12 <joepie91> :P
01:48:21 <dorotea> That's how you fix broken routes, doncha know?
01:48:30 <joepie91> enough breaks by itself
01:50:34 <dorotea> :3
01:50:34 <joepie91> don't need you mashing into various server components
01:50:34 <joepie91> :P
01:50:34 <dorotea> I will valiantly beat the routes back together
01:50:34 <joepie91> lol
01:50:34 <dorotea> using the HAMMER OF IOS
01:50:34 * dorotea plays cisco theme song, if they have one, if not then final countdown
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01:54:04 <dorotea> woop woop
01:54:10 <dorotea> thai pm just dissolved parliament
01:54:21 <dorotea> uh-oh :D
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02:14:49 <Charles> .bitcoin
02:14:50 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $828.00, 1 BTC = €594.00
02:20:26 <Anonymous1> That shits crazy I remember last year 1 BTC was $26
02:21:05 <Anonymous1> Then the SnowdenNSA Schandal happened :D now everyone with BTC is rich lol
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02:50:10 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6sabit.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
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02:54:38 <pzuraq> hey joepie91
02:55:05 <joepie91> pzuraq: hai
02:55:41 <pzuraq> when I go to europe can I visit?
02:55:50 <joepie91> pzuraq: sure :P
02:55:59 <pzuraq> sweet
02:56:06 <pzuraq> will let you know when that is
02:56:11 <pzuraq> may not be for a while
02:56:20 <joepie91> :)
02:56:42 <joepie91> also, pzuraq, did you see the awesome StatusBot
02:57:07 <pzuraq> nope
02:57:12 <pzuraq> what's it do?
02:57:15 <joepie91> watch
02:57:32 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is down!
02:57:42 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is now back up. It was down for 10 seconds.
02:57:48 <pzuraq> niiice
02:57:49 <joepie91> :)
02:59:27 <pzuraq> is that what cryto-status is?
03:00:00 <joepie91> it also checks the hosts themselves
03:00:00 <joepie91> and detects blips
03:00:00 <joepie91> http://owely.com/01fO6VU
03:00:04 <joepie91> yes
03:00:07 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6sabit.cryto.net!
03:00:28 <pzuraq> saw that on github
03:02:16 <dorotea> hmmhmm
03:02:19 <joepie91> getting an insane amount of messages on the master server now
03:02:24 <joepie91> and I haven't even set up all servers yet
03:02:24 <joepie91> :D
03:02:38 * dorotea facepalms
03:02:39 <joepie91> still only 1-2 percent CPU usage on master
03:02:40 <joepie91> whoop
03:02:46 <joepie91> dorotea: wha?
03:02:51 <dorotea> log ALL THE THINGS!
03:03:02 * joepie91 is lost
03:03:04 <dorotea> oh, I'm writing a mail
03:03:23 <dorotea> I dunno how to find you, joepie91 D:
03:03:29 <dorotea> you're lost D:
03:07:12 <joepie91> just ran across this... http://www.scratchapixel.com/
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03:12:07 <joepie91> okay
03:12:07 <joepie91> so
03:12:09 <joepie91> attempt number two
03:12:13 <joepie91> <joepie91>just ran across this... http://www.scratchapixel.com/
03:12:18 <joepie91> graphics programming
03:12:22 <joepie91> for dummies
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03:19:16 <joepie91> mm..
03:23:58 <dorotea> I wish this mail were long, for the time it takes
03:23:59 <dorotea> but no
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03:34:53 * dorotea blips sabit
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03:51:21 <joepie91> lol
03:51:25 <joepie91> dorotea: well, it isn't wrong
03:51:28 <joepie91> there are indeed blips on sabit
03:51:55 <dorotea> joepie91:) my favorite line: "But anything gnu implies satan, because gpl"
03:52:11 <dorotea> so much in such a small sentence
03:52:17 <joepie91> haha
03:52:18 <joepie91> also
03:52:19 <joepie91> dorotea
03:52:21 <joepie91> suggest 3 server names
03:53:47 * dorotea canoes around zooko's triangle
03:54:08 <joepie91> lol
03:54:11 <joepie91> seriously though
03:54:12 <joepie91> quickly!
03:54:14 <joepie91> suggest 3 names
03:54:30 <dorotea> there is no quickly :O
03:54:36 <dorotea> gimme a minute man, this is important
03:54:39 * joepie91 goes to namemyserver
03:54:41 <joepie91> what is important?
03:54:44 <dorotea> naming
03:55:18 <joepie91> they're temporary servers
03:55:23 <dorotea> hmm
03:56:18 <dorotea> dionysus, akan, julia
03:56:30 <joepie91> dionysus is okay
03:56:32 <joepie91> idk about akan/julia
03:56:55 <joepie91> suggest two others :P
03:57:20 <dorotea> don't know about?
03:57:31 <dorotea> akan is a people from the ivory coast
03:57:37 <dorotea> julia is a fractal pattern
03:57:39 <joepie91> I don't like those two as server names :P
03:57:50 <dorotea> bigend
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03:57:59 <skill3r> ohai
03:58:01 <joepie91> meh
03:58:06 <joepie91> dorotea: gief better names!
03:58:18 <dorotea> :|
03:58:22 <dorotea> I don't know what better names are
03:58:30 <dorotea> I have no idea what your process is, so I'm using mine
03:58:43 <joepie91> right, I'll just dig through my "old hostnames that I no longer use" list
03:58:44 <joepie91> lol
03:59:13 <dorotea> I dunno if you're trying to be funny, serious, stable, temporary, sourced from books, pop culture, or theory
03:59:44 <dorotea> hence dionysus, akan, julia
03:59:44 <dorotea> lol
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03:59:59 <dorotea> I have a whole page of them somewhere
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04:00:39 <joepie91> dionysus, blade, and flux it is
04:00:41 <joepie91> lol
04:01:14 <dorotea> all words with literally no meaning
04:01:14 <dorotea> lol
04:04:27 <dorotea> I put great importance on naming because I'm cognizant of the fact that the hostname may outlive me, meaning I may be, through subtle decisions, touching the future
04:09:22 <joepie91> dorotea: these will cease to exist in a few months or so
04:09:25 <joepie91> just using up my DO credit :)
04:11:11 <dorotea> until you do as you may have just done, and re-use the name
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04:13:23 <dorotea> just how, if I ever run any kind of perimeter defense sort of systems, there will be one named wintermute and one named neuromancer
04:13:42 <dorotea> and if I ever make a pentest box, it'll be named dixie flatline
04:14:08 <dorotea> just how this pc is case@ono-sendai
04:14:50 <dorotea> and my last was lady-3jane@villa-straylight
04:15:34 <dorotea> and I am currently dorotea benedetti :)
04:16:46 <dorotea> and if I ever assemble all of this series I want to read, I will use names from it
04:17:02 <dorotea> maybe all the notable leaders or something, there are 7 books after all
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04:23:01 <dorotea> or this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quantum_Rose
04:23:07 <dorotea> The Quantum Rose is an allegory to the mathematical and physical processes of coupled-channel quantum scattering theory and as such is based on Asaro's doctoral work in chemical physics, with thesis advisor Alexander Dalgarno at the Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. Asaro describes the allegory in an essay at the end of the book and explains how the characters and plot points play the roles of mathematical terms or processes in atomic and
04:23:07 <dorotea> molecular physics. Each chapter of the book has a main poetic title, and then a subtitle which refers to the aspect of scattering theory highlighted in that chapter. In an interview with The Hachiko, Asaro describes how she used the provocative nature of some scientific terminology to evoke conflicts dealt with in the book, such as the tensions between capture and freedom.[4] She discusses some of her inspiration for the book in "Moments of Genius,
04:23:09 <dorotea> " an interview at the Intel Big Think website.[5]
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04:23:22 <joepie91> k
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04:23:54 <joepie91> significant improvement in setup time accomplished :D
04:24:20 <dorotea> it was a favorite book of mine when I was younger, that one
04:24:34 <dorotea> "The Quantum Rose is a retelling of the Beauty and the Beast folktale in a science fiction setting."
04:24:39 <joepie91> wat
04:24:43 <dorotea> beauty and the beast meets quantum teleportation
04:24:46 <dorotea> because fuck you
04:25:06 <dorotea> read my pasted pp real fast lelz
04:25:30 <dorotea> I can't find the other book I read
04:25:35 <dorotea> I will though
04:25:35 <joepie91> dorotea: word density too high for current time
04:25:41 <joepie91> lol
04:25:44 <dorotea> it was also a physicist writing "non" fiction
04:25:55 <dorotea> scifi based on their research
04:25:55 <dorotea> lol
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04:36:12 <joepie91> let's seeee
04:36:33 <joepie91> oh jesus christ
04:36:38 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6flux.cryto.net is down!
04:36:42 <joepie91> what?
04:36:48 <joepie91> what do you mean down
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04:36:56 <joepie91> :|
04:37:16 <dorotea> #winning
04:37:29 <joepie91> that was clearly not a blip...
04:37:43 <dorotea> BLIPPING
04:37:47 <dorotea> OH WAIT NO, IT'S JUST DOWN
04:37:52 <joepie91> haha
04:38:00 <joepie91> seriously though
04:38:01 <joepie91> Warn: Linux kernel reports no Time Stamp Counter (TSC).
04:38:02 <joepie91> wtf does this mean
04:38:26 <dorotea> The Time Stamp Counter (TSC) is a 64-bit register present on all x86 processors since the Pentium. It counts the number of cycles since reset. The instruction RDTSC returns the TSC in EDX:EAX.
04:38:51 <dorotea> it's literally a cycle counter
04:39:10 <dorotea> why does it need that I wonder... is it trying to calculate time using cycles?
04:40:08 <joepie91> I have nfi
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04:40:23 <joepie91> but it's libzmq complaining
04:40:27 <joepie91> I'm just building from source now\
04:40:30 <joepie91> let's see what happens
04:40:37 <joepie91> (4.0.3 instead of 2.0.0, lol)
04:40:46 <dorotea> :P
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04:43:11 <dorotea> hooo
04:43:20 <dorotea> grinding some coffee for french press tomorrow
04:43:33 <dorotea> shit is gonna be black like the night
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04:44:05 <joepie91> yeah, thanks, I noticed that
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04:44:24 <dorotea> OH SHIT NIGGA, YOU GOT BLIPPAGE
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04:47:58 <joepie91> what.
04:48:15 <joepie91> what?
04:50:02 <joepie91> there we go
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04:50:25 <joepie91> good
04:51:12 <joepie91> okay
04:51:13 <joepie91> so
04:51:17 <joepie91> I am about to upgrade kerpia
04:51:20 <joepie91> breakage may commence
04:51:26 * dorotea falls over
04:54:53 <dorotea> I'm still pissed I can't figure out what the book was
04:55:59 <dorotea> all I remember is they were gonna have this space battle and the entire enemy force shows up
04:56:08 <dorotea> and they're out in space facing one fucking ship
04:56:21 <dorotea> thousands of the best battle ships etc, facing down one little container vessel
04:57:13 <dorotea> but the container vessel has some oversized coke can in it that uses some "quantum" property to contain matter (a la the well overused idea of "flat space")
04:57:28 <dorotea> and uh, it pops the top and 45k ships pop out
04:58:20 <dorotea> and I remember it because the main character was complaining the entire time -- it was their first time being put into this quantum space shit -- and they were melting into the seat
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04:58:47 <joepie91> hm
04:58:58 <joepie91> loggy, pointer?
04:58:58 <loggy> http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-12-09#T04-58-58
05:00:28 <dorotea> hmm, maybe it's this series?
05:00:33 <dorotea> there are 7 or 8 books lol
05:00:59 <joepie91> kerpia dist-upgrading!
05:02:00 <dorotea> derp upgrading more like
05:02:31 <dorotea> "Yeah, I've got a level 10 derp over here. Can you come take a look? I think it caught a cold."
05:03:19 <dorotea> It's so nice not hardly knowing any culture
05:03:44 <dorotea> I don't have to live every second through memories, I can create new references to things that do not exist, at will
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05:05:41 <joepie91> dorotea: you just create your own context!
05:05:42 <joepie91> :p
05:07:20 <dorotea> yes! I have very little shared context. I suppose the obvious tradeoff here is that I spend a lot of time looking for contexts that do not meet
05:08:02 <dorotea> so, like some days ago, I end up saying "stop melding your context onto mine" repeatedly, and nobody knows what I mean
05:08:08 <joepie91> mm... I'm not sure it's a good idea to run a compile process on wire...
05:09:11 <joepie91> oh well, lets try!
05:10:43 <dorotea> :4
05:10:44 <dorotea> er
05:10:45 <dorotea> :3
05:11:41 <joepie91> dorotea: you know, it;s kinda interesting how a 128MB box is one of the most packed VPSes I have
05:11:43 <joepie91> services-wise
05:12:01 <joepie91> :P
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05:12:48 <dorotea> yep
05:13:14 <dorotea> zach changed the hostname and now it's actually a different box, but nagisa was the shittiest box we had for YEARS
05:13:18 <dorotea> it ran all core services
05:13:28 <joepie91> hehe
05:13:40 <dorotea> (I managed it, that's why it ran all core services)
05:14:08 <dorotea> because my shit never goes down
05:14:16 <dorotea> and uh, he used to reinstall the OS every 3 days
05:14:24 <dorotea> so I said "my shit's on here, don't ever touch it"
05:14:47 <dorotea> eventually he got tired of restoring services on the boxes that he reformatted all the days, so they ended up on my box
05:14:51 <dorotea> big fucking surprise :D
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05:18:35 <joepie91> lol, typical
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05:19:46 <joepie91> okay, good
05:19:52 <joepie91> now, time for the real test
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05:20:39 <haless.cryto.net> Users on #crytocc: loggy &botpie91 joepie91 multihate user__ pzuraq skill3r vld connor- staticsafe dorotea synkin foolex RMON_MRTG StatusBot lblissett tintin ^Xires Sonic1 Zekka_ MrPinky &MK_FG captainobvious GHOSTnew IR601 niveus stanone mikaa zxcvbnm twitchyliquid64 @SpaghettiCode lysobit svat achus connor Asad orbit aHlTat Sue truetravesty
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05:20:43 <joepie91> awesome :)
05:21:15 <dorotea> oh, right
05:21:17 <dorotea> MOAR COFFEE
05:21:21 <joepie91> okay, so all bots are monitored now
05:21:26 <joepie91> all my phenny bots, and loggy
05:21:36 <dorotea> does it kick loggy in the shins yet?
05:21:40 <joepie91> lol
05:21:58 <dorotea> or is that a v2 feature
05:22:04 <joepie91> v6723!
05:25:27 <pzuraq> joepie91: wat you know about finite automata?
05:25:49 <dorotea> oh fucking computer science theory
05:26:05 <joepie91> pzuraq: I know most of the words in that sentence!
05:26:10 <pzuraq> dorotea: you a cs person?
05:26:22 <pzuraq> joepie91 :D YOU WIN!!!
05:26:38 <dorotea> pzuraq:) sort of, but not really? I started cs, changed majors.
05:26:57 <pzuraq> :O
05:27:01 <pzuraq> to what major
05:27:02 <dorotea> programming is artistic in nature for me, and so it didn't make any sense to base my income on it
05:27:08 <joepie91> pzuraq, sidenote; my formal education is basically non-existent... there's a good chance that I know all the concepts, but don't mentally connect them to whatever term you use
05:27:13 <dorotea> international studies, and now global studies
05:27:19 <dorotea> I still code, do infosec, etc
05:28:00 <dorotea> Global studies, in its broadest definition is the academic study of political, economic, social and cultural relationships of the world. Furthermore, it can also include the study of political and cultural processes, the impacts of globalisation, markets and communications. Global Studies incorporates transnational and local trends in its curriculum. Undertaking a global studies course can also include field work or research in a particular area of
05:28:00 <dorotea> interest.
05:28:09 <pzuraq> joepie91: FAs are how you do regexes, Push down automata are how you parse languages
05:28:28 <dorotea> oh, that sort of stuff
05:28:29 <pzuraq> but in like, really strictly defined and theoretical ways
05:28:38 <pzuraq> not actual implementation
05:28:44 <dorotea> lol parse regex by hand
05:28:51 <pzuraq> basically :D
05:28:57 <pzuraq> it's actually really cool
05:29:02 <pzuraq> also, built a compiler
05:29:09 <pzuraq> best two class combo evar
05:29:13 <dorotea> man, we did shit that was as-annoying (verbose is more accurate term) in discrete
05:29:18 <pzuraq> also worst, because I have not had a life
05:29:23 <dorotea> fucking set theory maaaaan
05:29:40 <dorotea> though I'm pissed we didn't cover graph theory
05:29:43 <dorotea> I should do it over the break
05:29:48 <pzuraq> question: Should I take the Computer security course if I can?
05:29:58 <dorotea> what's the course description?
05:30:41 <dorotea> like, paste it from your school site/catalogue
05:30:54 * dorotea puts coffee away
05:30:55 <pzuraq> talked to teacher, he seems to know his shit. He was talking about how we would be going over types of attacks that aim at memory, function calls, databases, all kinds of shit
05:31:16 <dorotea> ahh, so defensive programming techniques?
05:31:24 <dorotea> or is it from an attacker perspective
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05:32:09 <pzuraq> dorotea: Prolly from an attackers perspective. Like, how the attacks actually work
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05:32:34 <dorotea> neat
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05:33:12 <joepie91> lol
05:33:14 <joepie91> urpad is so terrible
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05:33:27 <dorotea> I guess "should I take it" depends on whether the class helps complete your degree (does it count for a requirement), and if not do you have the time/money to waste the units (you'll learn stuff, but this is money focused)
05:33:46 <dorotea> assuming, of course, you're there for a degree and not to just vacuum in knowledges
05:34:02 <pzuraq> does count as an elective
05:34:15 <dorotea> electives help towards graduation? if so, yeah man take it
05:34:35 <dorotea> do you guys have specializations or concentrations in the major?
05:35:15 <pzuraq> not until grad school
05:35:24 <pzuraq> which it is most likely too late to apply to
05:35:40 * dorotea nods
05:35:51 <pzuraq> "Introduction to computer security (including selected topics in network security). Access control. Security in programming languages. Basic cryptography. Security protocols."
05:36:04 <dorotea> haha yeah
05:36:07 <dorotea> broad as fuck course
05:36:07 <dorotea> lol
05:36:15 <pzuraq> Also if I go to grad school Imm try to get someone to pay for it
05:36:21 <dorotea> same here
05:36:32 <dorotea> which means I apply... DUN DUN DUN next fall
05:36:33 <pzuraq> dorotea: Wouldn't a broad base be a good thing to have though?
05:36:35 <dorotea> scary lelz
05:36:37 <dorotea> yes
05:36:46 <dorotea> the answer to that question is always yes
05:36:47 <pzuraq> Like I know practically nothing about security right now
05:36:54 <dorotea> and don't ever ever ever let anyone tell you differently
05:37:11 <pzuraq> lol
05:37:21 <dorotea> one of the major issues with education today is that people shoehorn themselves into phd depth of knowledge
05:37:28 <dorotea> and they literally know how nothing else works
05:37:41 <dorotea> make sure you take general classes while you have the chance :D
05:37:47 <dorotea> my major is in general classes
05:37:48 <dorotea> haha
05:38:01 <pzuraq> Well, I plan on never stopping school
05:38:05 <pzuraq> coursera and whatnot
05:38:09 <dorotea> that's a good place to start
05:38:10 <dorotea> :3
05:38:14 <pzuraq> yep
05:38:24 <pzuraq> right now I'm fascinated with China
05:38:26 <dorotea> I'd say "never stop learning", though
05:38:29 <dorotea> not school
05:38:37 <dorotea> mm
05:38:39 <dorotea> yus
05:38:46 <pzuraq> eh, I need structure to force me to learn
05:38:52 <pzuraq> else I get lazzy
05:38:52 <dorotea> I've been digging back into nuclear nonproliferation these days
05:39:01 <dorotea> I studied it when I was younger
05:39:10 <pzuraq> that's a thing?
05:39:12 <dorotea> yes
05:39:15 <pzuraq> to study?
05:39:17 <dorotea> it's an entire field
05:39:19 <dorotea> dude yeah
05:39:38 <dorotea> there's a whole field of NGO's and such that work only on that
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05:39:51 <pzuraq> O_o
05:40:01 <pzuraq> interesting
05:40:18 <dorotea> my history teacher was one of the people who, after the collapse of the USSR, helped debrief the former soviet nuclear scientists once they were brought stateside
05:40:31 <dorotea> :P
05:40:34 <dorotea> so, yes, it's a thing
05:40:37 <dorotea> :P
05:40:39 <pzuraq> cool
05:40:46 <dorotea> but, such is my interest area
05:40:49 <dorotea> one of them, anyhow
05:41:16 <dorotea> and I'm going to a hacking conference next weekend
05:41:26 <pzuraq> defcon?
05:41:41 <dorotea> and in the spring I'll probably attend the local commercial scale organic agriculture conference
05:41:41 <pzuraq> that's the only one I know
05:41:42 <dorotea> no
05:41:43 <dorotea> hushcon
05:41:56 <pzuraq> they should make the wifi name "I dare you"
05:42:00 <dorotea> defcon is 10-15k people, this is 150 total tickets
05:42:11 <dorotea> invite only
05:42:14 <dorotea> :P
05:42:19 <pzuraq> nice
05:42:30 <pzuraq> do you do infosec professionally?
05:42:35 <dorotea> nope
05:42:43 <dorotea> probably could, but don't
05:42:47 <dorotea> full time student and all
05:43:00 <pzuraq> yeah
05:43:18 <dorotea> I fear he'll get me drunk and try to make me give a lightning talk
05:43:36 <dorotea> but since I'm writing 3 papers in the next 4 days, I'll probably have quite a bit of material
05:44:13 <pzuraq> nice
05:44:18 <pzuraq> you undergrad?
05:44:23 <dorotea> especially since the one I'm doing tomorrow is on privatization of the commons
05:44:27 <dorotea> yes
05:44:50 <dorotea> 10 pages on... ghana? yeah, that one.
05:44:56 <pzuraq> that sounds like an interesting topic
05:45:01 <joepie91> kerpia upgraded to debian 6... now to 7...
05:45:05 <dorotea> yeah, it all is
05:45:37 <dorotea> world bank comes in to give the govt a loan, stipulates that they have to privatize their municipal water system
05:46:08 <dorotea> they fight it and lose, do it for 5 years, and refuse to renew at the end of 5 years because it trashed their water quality of service
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05:46:23 <dorotea> shit like that
05:46:47 <dorotea> so I'mma write up some stuff about neoliberalism's effect on common resources
05:47:09 <dorotea> it'll be fun
05:47:49 <pzuraq> that is eeeeeevil
05:47:56 <pzuraq> james bond evil
05:47:59 <pzuraq> literally
05:48:13 <dorotea> and then I have my theory paper, where I'm going to try applying the "banality of evil" idea to nsa workers
05:48:39 <dorotea> I get to compare them to nazi's
05:48:43 <dorotea> it's going to be great
05:49:06 <dorotea> "but we're just following our duties!" "we're doing this for your protection"
05:49:06 <dorotea> etc
05:49:34 <dorotea> that one's easy though
05:49:42 <dorotea> the other one is a research paper
05:50:35 <pzuraq> never really done any research
05:50:47 <dorotea> really?
05:50:54 <dorotea> it's all I've done for years
05:51:25 <dorotea> I don't watch tv or play video games, I read longform journalism and academic literature
05:51:26 <dorotea> lol
05:51:37 <pzuraq> mostly write programs and solve problems
05:51:45 <pzuraq> before that I was in community college
05:52:01 * dorotea nods
05:52:02 <pzuraq> I watch tv and read hacker news/reddit
05:52:07 <pzuraq> been trying to read more
05:52:16 <pzuraq> medium.com is awesome
05:52:19 <dorotea> yep
05:52:30 <dorotea> I don't touch reddit, ever, and only occaisionally hn
05:52:41 <pzuraq> reddit is.. time sink
05:52:56 <pzuraq> I try to drop it, but it's more addictive than crack
05:52:58 <dorotea> time waste more like
05:53:21 <dorotea> it's never been very good at elevated discussion, so I prefer to just read the articles and move on
05:53:59 <pzuraq> really? From time to time I find good commentary in comments. Less so lately.
05:54:24 <pzuraq> I guess a problem is the upvote downvote mechanism is more based on emotion than logical correctness
05:54:35 <pzuraq> I remember when that racist got the top comment
05:54:38 <dorotea> exactly
05:54:46 <dorotea> "from time to time" is the problem
05:54:47 <pzuraq> but then one user tore him down, systematically
05:55:03 <dorotea> I have no interest in sifting through article after article to find the good ones, and THEN having to look through comments too
05:55:10 <pzuraq> fair
05:55:37 <dorotea> coincidentally, why I make https://explodie.org/news.html
05:56:02 <pzuraq> ooh
05:56:14 <dorotea> and I'm safe linking it because I just cleaned it up friday
05:56:15 <dorotea> lol
05:56:38 <pzuraq> good shit. What books do you recommend? Wanna start reading again
05:56:39 <dorotea> and it just streams news, all day every day
05:56:45 <dorotea> books?
05:57:02 <pzuraq> Neuromancer and the Stuff of Thought are on my list
05:57:07 <pzuraq> along with a lot more
05:57:07 <dorotea> william gibson's the only one I've read recently
05:57:16 <dorotea> I'm told asimov is good
05:57:32 <dorotea> I actually have those books somewhere, but I think they're at my friend's house
05:57:50 <dorotea> gibson's later writing is more fun, too
05:58:03 <dorotea> like uh, good english
05:58:10 <dorotea> good stories too, but good english
05:58:49 <dorotea> I need to read Z at some point too
05:59:00 <dorotea> by Vassilis Vassilikos
05:59:21 <dorotea> political thriller translated from greek
05:59:51 <pzuraq> need to read Vonnegut as well
05:59:55 <dorotea> and Mao's Way was really good, but again political. It's mao's cultural revolution from his point of view
06:00:01 <dorotea> yes, he's a very good writer
06:00:05 <pzuraq> is Z the dystopia?
06:00:08 <dorotea> slaughterhouse 5 was a favorite
06:00:09 <dorotea> no
06:00:16 <dorotea> it's an assassination plot
06:00:21 <dorotea> mostly true story
06:00:32 <dorotea> shaped greek politics
06:00:35 <dorotea> :P
06:00:37 <pzuraq> ah
06:00:44 <pzuraq> it was We I was thinking of
06:00:55 <dorotea> and of course 1984/brave new world are required reading
06:01:07 <pzuraq> read those, excellent
06:01:17 <pzuraq> want to read We as it was a precursor to them
06:01:30 <dorotea> ahh
06:02:05 <dorotea> I need to read the Saga of the Skolian Empire again, too
06:02:11 <dorotea> some 7 or 8 books in that one
06:02:17 <dorotea> good sci-fi
06:02:27 <dorotea> "The plot of the book unfolds over several generations of characters and revolves around political intrigues, but also contains subplots regarding physics, bio-enhancements, virtual computer networks, romance, mathematics, and military conflict as it is affected by supraluminal space travel."
06:03:29 <pzuraq> sounds like my kinda read
06:03:47 <dorotea> I want to reread it, read it when I was like 11
06:04:09 <dorotea> maybe 10? I forget
06:05:06 <dorotea> bruce sterling too
06:05:11 <dorotea> forgot about him
06:05:23 <dorotea> he's the other guy who started 'cyber'
06:05:47 <dorotea> and neal stephenson's cryptonomicon
06:06:10 <dorotea> and lao tzu's tao te ching
06:06:16 <dorotea> that one is very important
06:06:40 <pzuraq> never heard of that one
06:07:36 <dorotea> which
06:07:38 <dorotea> tao te ching?
06:07:44 <dorotea> it's east asian philsophy
06:08:19 <dorotea> If you're willing to try and make sense of it, it's directly applicable to everything from programming to solving world scale problems
06:08:20 <dorotea> :P
06:08:26 <dorotea> and in different ways for each
06:08:27 <dorotea> :P
06:09:06 <dorotea> https://mirror.explodie.org/tao-te-ching.html
06:09:32 <dorotea> also make sure you hit something on complex systems theory, but it should be interdisciplinary
06:09:49 <dorotea> http://www.amazon.com/dp/0199798109/ I have heard this is good, never read it myself
06:10:31 <pzuraq> totally down
06:10:37 <pzuraq> want to become well read
06:10:44 <pzuraq> so I have things to talk about at parties
06:10:52 <pzuraq> also want to become witty
06:11:19 <dorotea> I can't help you with witty
06:11:26 <dorotea> nobody gets my jokes, they're too meta
06:11:31 <dorotea> which is, in itself, a joke
06:11:36 <dorotea> except that it's true, and thus sad
06:11:59 <pzuraq> have you read this
06:12:00 <pzuraq> http://www.amazon.com/Emergence-Connected-Brains-Cities-Software/dp/0684868768
06:12:03 <pzuraq> ?
06:12:21 <pzuraq> excellent book, completely changed how I view intelligence
06:12:25 <dorotea> no, but it's the same shit I've been studying
06:12:43 <dorotea> on G+, actually
06:12:46 <dorotea> there's a guy
06:12:46 <dorotea> lol
06:13:15 <dorotea> https://plus.google.com/+JohnKellden/posts
06:13:16 <dorotea> him
06:15:23 <pzuraq> "98 percent of all of our individual cognition is crap."
06:15:25 <joepie91> root@vps32:~# uptime
06:15:25 <pzuraq> lol
06:15:25 <joepie91> 06:15:15 up 149 days, 11:48, 2 users, load average: 0.04, 0.09, 0.09
06:15:29 <joepie91> I don't want to reboot :(
06:15:31 <dorotea> don't forget dune
06:15:54 <dorotea> and grapes of wrath
06:16:05 <joepie91> I have to reboot...
06:16:06 <dorotea> and uh
06:16:24 <pzuraq> that is one of the most motivational sentences I have read recently
06:16:25 <dorotea> pzuraq:) you probably don't need a book to tell you that :P
06:16:34 <pzuraq> true
06:16:39 <pzuraq> but I forget it often
06:16:52 <dorotea> I'd love to recommend my textbook, but it's expensive
06:17:04 <pzuraq> recommend them, I have my sources
06:17:12 <dorotea> it's a 700 page volume of social critiques
06:17:22 <dorotea> it's specific to my major, so you probably don't
06:17:34 <pzuraq> I have like, a huge amount of the oxford and cambridge press
06:17:36 <dorotea> anyhow, they're essays
06:17:43 <pzuraq> from before demonoid went down
06:17:44 <pzuraq> :(
06:17:56 <dorotea> cognella?
06:18:02 <dorotea> that's the publisher
06:18:18 <pzuraq> I can check around
06:18:25 <pzuraq> I need to get on an ebook tracker
06:18:41 <dorotea> http://www.amazon.com/Integrated-Perspectives-Global-Studies-McCarty/dp/1609271556/
06:18:50 <dorotea> that book is absolutely excellent
06:19:16 <dorotea> it's not for you to agree with or anything, it's a collection of essays from people critical of the status quo explaining their critiques
06:19:48 <dorotea> one we read last week was from a black feminist
06:19:55 <dorotea> that was very interesting :P
06:20:28 <dorotea> and uh, make sure you take a good social psychology class
06:20:36 <dorotea> shit's fucking important
06:20:42 <dorotea> have you taken calc, or at least trig?
06:20:50 <dorotea> trig or better is a requirement as well
06:21:01 <dorotea> and a logic course
06:21:02 <pzuraq> yeah, not on my trackers
06:21:08 <dorotea> it wouldn't be
06:21:15 <dorotea> there are only a few copies in existence
06:21:20 <pzuraq> I've taken calc, taking vector calc eventually
06:21:23 <dorotea> my major, world wide, is maybe 300 people
06:21:28 <pzuraq> taken discrete math i.e. logic
06:21:30 <dorotea> kk, good
06:21:36 <dorotea> er
06:21:41 <pzuraq> kind of
06:21:43 <dorotea> I dunno if those are equivalent
06:21:52 <dorotea> I'm thinking shit that's gonna cover syllogisms
06:21:57 <dorotea> they're great for parsing speech
06:22:15 <pzuraq> discrete math is logic if you only use 0 and 1 to represent logical statements
06:22:22 <dorotea> I don't use any of it, but it's absolutely essential for seeing problems in someone else's logic
06:22:23 <pzuraq> I could use logic on top of that
06:22:34 <pzuraq> I took basic logic in high school
06:22:40 <pzuraq> or a class that had it
06:22:42 <dorotea> you can learn to see where the gaps in their logic are
06:22:45 <dorotea> even subtle ones
06:22:51 <pzuraq> yeah
06:22:56 <pzuraq> I could use that
06:23:05 <dorotea> that together with social psychology are immeasurably useful
06:23:18 <pzuraq> taken a few social psych courses
06:23:27 <pzuraq> was stoned out of my mind during them
06:23:28 <dorotea> It's why I'm "good" in social situations
06:23:38 <dorotea> it's why people see me as so caring, etc
06:23:41 <pzuraq> and was recovering from an overdose during the final of another
06:23:46 <dorotea> because there are ways you can reverse engineer to project that
06:23:47 <dorotea> lol
06:24:04 <pzuraq> I don't do drugs anymore
06:24:10 <dorotea> yay :)
06:24:21 <pzuraq> what do you mean reverse engineer?
06:24:28 <dorotea> I dunno
06:24:33 <dorotea> It's the phrase I use for it
06:24:51 <dorotea> much like actual reverse engineering work, such as you might find in malware research
06:25:02 <pzuraq> I'm good at reverse engineering
06:25:11 <dorotea> have you ever tried it on theories?
06:25:11 <pzuraq> but I've never been able to do it with people
06:25:13 <joepie91> k guys, time to sleep
06:25:15 <dorotea> or people
06:25:18 <dorotea> do it on both
06:25:23 <pzuraq> for some reason my conclusions are always wrong
06:25:27 <pzuraq> night joepie91
06:25:27 <dorotea> if you figure out how to do it, even slowly, it's amazing
06:25:30 <pzuraq> sleep well
06:25:49 <dorotea> you can see so much in simple phrases, because you can (if you're fast) see the implications stretching out behind their words
06:25:54 <dorotea> night joepie91 :)
06:26:32 <pzuraq> dorotea: I've been wrong so often that I now assume everything at face value, because if not my head goes into over analytical mode
06:26:33 <dorotea> I use it to short-circuit people talking to me when we're using the same words but speaking about different things
06:26:39 <dorotea> mismatched context
06:26:44 <joepie91> night all :)
06:26:54 <pzuraq> which is why I have anxiety
06:26:56 <dorotea> I have found face value to be absolutely terrible
06:27:04 <pzuraq> oh it is
06:27:06 <dorotea> nothing is ever face value
06:27:06 <dorotea> ever
06:27:13 <dorotea> there's always a motive
06:27:28 <pzuraq> but I comfort myself in the knowledge that I didn't get it wrong again
06:27:30 <dorotea> what I learned to do, because I can see all this, is to evaluate people not on individual motives
06:27:34 <dorotea> but more like "are they harmful"
06:27:50 <dorotea> so, what you have to do is find people willing to answer frank questions
06:27:57 <dorotea> the only way to get good data is by asking for it
06:28:01 <dorotea> bootstrap your system
06:28:09 <dorotea> it's AI-like after all
06:28:16 <dorotea> you can't guess on only failures
06:28:16 <pzuraq> oh, that's the other thing
06:28:19 <pzuraq> my memory is terrible
06:28:28 <dorotea> are you stressed out alot?
06:28:38 <pzuraq> people have to tell me things like 5 times to get me to remember it
06:28:45 <dorotea> it's usually stress
06:28:47 <pzuraq> yeah
06:28:57 <dorotea> I have photographic memory when I'm not stressed
06:29:01 <dorotea> less so, when stressed
06:29:24 <dorotea> so, first thing's first: figure out what stresses you and how to stop it or mitigate it
06:29:39 <dorotea> lao tzu's tao-te-ching is excellent for that
06:29:58 <dorotea> if you let it, it can shift your worldview nicely
06:30:21 <dorotea> oh fuck it's late
06:30:23 <dorotea> god damnit
06:30:29 <pzuraq> lol
06:30:29 <dorotea> I was supposed to be in bed 30m ago
06:30:35 <dorotea> I get up at 6am
06:30:36 <dorotea> lol
06:30:44 <pzuraq> we will continue this another time my friend
06:30:55 <dorotea> da
06:30:57 <pzuraq> you west coast?
06:30:59 <dorotea> yep
06:31:03 <pzuraq> same
06:31:07 <dorotea> find a way to completely remove your stress for a day
06:31:07 <pzuraq> UCSC
06:31:11 <dorotea> and read tao te ching
06:31:13 <dorotea> csumb
06:31:21 <dorotea> lol down the road
06:31:30 <pzuraq> haha
06:31:35 <pzuraq> we should meet up sometime
06:31:38 <dorotea> yes
06:31:41 <pzuraq> when less stressed
06:31:43 <dorotea> yes
06:31:47 <dorotea> I'mma learn you a book
06:31:50 <dorotea> :P
06:32:03 <pzuraq> lol
06:32:11 <dorotea> I do that sometimes
06:32:16 <dorotea> did that with this cute polisci girl
06:32:25 <dorotea> we were going to study for the test
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06:32:37 <dorotea> and I showed up to the coffee shop, and we talked for 2 hours
06:32:42 <dorotea> like, "had a good discussion"
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06:32:51 <dorotea> and she was like "well shit, I guess I didn't get to study"
06:33:06 <dorotea> so I started asking her questions like what would be on the test, and she nailed them
06:33:19 <dorotea> and the whole time she's nailing them, she's going "oh my god, we talked about this"
06:33:20 <dorotea> lol
06:33:29 <pzuraq> that is
06:33:34 <pzuraq> awesome
06:33:39 <dorotea> I never once directly referenced the course material
06:33:45 <dorotea> but I covered every single thing on the final
06:33:55 <dorotea> this, this is what I do
06:33:58 <dorotea> :)
06:34:30 <dorotea> maintenant, je dois aller au lit
06:35:48 * pzuraq no french
06:40:44 <dorotea> autre langue?
06:40:54 <dorotea> C/java/scheme?
06:41:21 <dorotea> spoken languages with strict grammar rules are much like computing languages
06:41:22 <dorotea> :P
06:42:01 <pzuraq> C/C++/JS/PHP/Ruby/Python/Haskell
06:42:07 <pzuraq> and some others
06:42:09 <dorotea> nice!
06:42:17 <pzuraq> but no french :p
06:42:22 <pzuraq> pocito espanol
06:42:24 <dorotea> I'mma try http://ceylon-lang.org/ over break
06:42:57 <pzuraq> hmm
06:43:00 <pzuraq> interesting
06:43:19 <dorotea> http://ceylon-lang.org/documentation/1.0/introduction/
06:43:30 <dorotea> that will be more interesting to you
06:43:36 <dorotea> shows all the syntax
06:43:58 <dorotea> I like it because it doesn't look like ass
06:44:38 <dorotea> C was my favorite, and then we got the love beat out of us with java and swing
06:45:19 <dorotea> it's java, except it fixes some of the fuckery and makes it look (to me) more like C
06:45:41 <dorotea> like how everything is private by default
06:46:15 <pzuraq> tbh my favorite language is JS
06:46:21 <pzuraq> good JS flows
06:46:27 <dorotea> yeah?
06:46:31 <pzuraq> reads like well crafted literature
06:46:35 <dorotea> there's enough bad js that I actually refuse to touch it
06:46:45 <dorotea> my buddy writes good js
06:46:47 <pzuraq> completely fair
06:46:49 <dorotea> he's the first one I've seen
06:47:03 <dorotea> I can read his like C, which is what he's told me for years should be the case
06:47:14 <pzuraq> the best JS is written with async in mind, and that's where a lot of people get screwy
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06:47:20 <pzuraq> async kills people
06:47:26 <dorotea> yep, he writes solely for node
06:47:37 <pzuraq> <3 Node
06:47:50 <dorotea> he's prepping to write shit in node that will do node in browser and node on the desktop
06:47:57 <dorotea> which will be pretty fun
06:48:20 <pzuraq> ah
06:48:34 <dorotea> https://github.com/rogerwang/node-webkit
06:49:04 <dorotea> javascript meet desktop app
06:49:22 <dorotea> write it once, runs on every platform and servers too
06:49:43 <pzuraq> there's a lot of that starting now. I can't wait to see some of the future stuff.
06:49:54 <dorotea> yeah, I'm so stoked
06:49:54 <pzuraq> Meteor is teriible. Derby looks cool though.
06:49:57 <pzuraq> <3 Ember.
06:50:12 <pzuraq> ^^frameworks
06:50:16 <dorotea> yeah
06:50:21 <dorotea> I know ember, dunno the other two
06:50:47 <dorotea> I also do webshit heh, but mostly around web perf optimization
06:50:49 <dorotea> :P
06:50:56 <dorotea> well, these days
06:51:14 <pzuraq> meteor and derby are going for the write once, run everywhere idea, and also syncing the db and client(s) using operational transform
06:51:32 <pzuraq> google docs style
06:51:52 * dorotea nods
06:53:18 <dorotea> oh, and watch this at some point
06:53:21 <dorotea> and then I go to bed http://violetblue.tumblr.com/hackharmreduction
06:53:25 <dorotea> it's 1hr
06:53:31 <dorotea> so, when you have time
06:53:54 <dorotea> very excellent application of harm reduction methodologies
06:54:07 <dorotea> which are important in social situations, but can be crossapplied to code
06:54:09 <dorotea> :P
06:54:31 <pzuraq> will do
06:54:49 <dorotea> the effects of harm reduction in code have names like "graceful degredation" and "no cascading failures"
06:56:04 * dorotea sleeps
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07:10:29 <dorotea> It's gonna be funny when he wakes up
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08:46:11 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0405883789 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:46:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:49:32 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0039672852 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:49:33 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:49:35 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0060017904 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:49:36 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:49:56 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0126139323 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:49:57 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:50:02 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0146484375 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:50:03 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:50:07 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0207519531 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:50:08 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:50:11 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0192260742 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:50:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:50:28 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1082356771 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:50:28 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:50:55 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.033976237 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:50:56 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:04 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0385538737 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:06 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:11 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0405883789 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:18 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0426228841 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:19 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:20 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0426228841 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:22 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:24 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0451660156 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:27 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:35 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.049235026 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:37 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:38 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.049235026 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:41 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
08:51:44 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0512695312 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:48 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:51 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0538126628 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:51:55 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:51:58 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.055847168 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:02 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
08:52:17 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0624593099 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:17 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:52:37 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0705973307 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:37 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:52:44 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:45 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:52:47 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:48 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:52:51 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:52 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:52:55 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:52:59 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:02 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:06 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 3 seconds.
08:53:09 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:13 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:16 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:20 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:23 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:28 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
08:53:30 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0899251302 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:34 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
08:53:37 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0904337565 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:41 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:44 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0924682617 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:48 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:51 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0924682617 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:53:55 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:53:58 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0965372721 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:02 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:05 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0965372721 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:09 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:12 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0990804036 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:16 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:19 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1011149089 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:24 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:26 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1031494141 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:30 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:33 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1051839193 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:37 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:40 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1051839193 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:44 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:47 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1077270508 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:51 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:54:54 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.109761556 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:54:58 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
08:55:01 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1138305664 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:55:05 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:55:08 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1163736979 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:55:13 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 3 seconds.
08:55:15 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1184082031 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:55:19 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:55:22 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1250203451 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:55:26 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:55:29 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1270548503 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
08:55:33 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
08:55:36 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7sabit.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.000406901 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
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10:02:09 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:02:16 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
10:02:29 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
10:02:36 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
10:02:43 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
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10:03:22 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 38 seconds.
10:03:30 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
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10:03:45 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 14 seconds.
10:03:59 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
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10:04:13 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 14 seconds.
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10:04:22 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:04:27 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
10:04:28 <Charles> .bitcoin
10:04:29 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $890.00, 1 BTC = €683.86
10:04:35 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
10:04:47 <Charles> ._____. blade?
10:04:49 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:05:09 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 20 seconds.
10:05:23 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
10:05:42 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
10:05:50 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:05:58 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 7 seconds.
10:06:05 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:06:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
10:06:19 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is down!
10:06:42 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 22 seconds.
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10:16:44 <lysobit> "Rob Schneider is a successful memory artist who has just memorized 1000 Bitcoin private keys and is running from hired hitmen, when he suffers amnesia from being hit by the car of a poor kindergarten teacher trying to save her school from financial ruin. See Rob Schneider in 'The Brain Wallet'. Coming this July. Adam Sandler says it's the best performance since The Stapler."
10:16:48 <lysobit> Great plot for a movie
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10:20:01 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6blade.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 13 minutes, 10 seconds.
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11:07:01 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1741027832 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:08:41 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 minutes, 40 seconds.
11:10:24 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.3533935547 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:10:29 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 4 seconds.
11:10:38 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0299072266 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:10:40 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
11:13:12 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0581359863 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:13:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
11:15:17 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1237487793 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:15:18 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
11:15:21 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0177001953 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:15:26 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 4 seconds.
11:16:33 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0688171387 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:16:34 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
11:16:58 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7konjassiem.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.0024414062 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
11:19:31 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6museum.cryto.net!
11:19:38 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6museum.cryto.net!
11:19:40 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6grapefruit.cryto.net!
11:19:47 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6grapefruit.cryto.net!
11:20:06 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6museum.cryto.net!
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11:49:39 <iceTwy> so sick
11:49:42 <iceTwy> of this shit
11:49:46 <iceTwy> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/internet-companies-demand-spying-overhaul-after-nsa-revelations-live-reaction
11:49:49 <iceTwy> read the latest update
11:49:58 <iceTwy> British Home Office minister Damian Green is in Washington today to announce a collaboration between the NSA and its UK equivalent GCHQ to identify paedophiles exchanging pornographic material on the “dark web” – the part of the internet that cannot be accessed by search engines.
11:50:09 <iceTwy> These are very, very hardcore criminals who either commercially, or just because that’s what they do, are exchanging these images with each other.
11:50:13 <iceTwy> (quote)
11:51:04 <iceTwy> so, of course, because 1% of the Tor/darknet userbase uses it for paedophilia stuff, everyone on the darknet should be considered a hardcore criminal
11:51:09 * iceTwy slowly claps
11:51:25 <iceTwy> obviously the remaining 99% all are terrorists.
12:01:16 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
12:21:36 <iceTwy> yay
12:21:39 <iceTwy> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/edward-snowden-voted-guardian-person-of-year-2013
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13:01:52 <monod> yololo
13:04:10 <monod> I'm not much satisfied by these stories like edward now&then (sad joke, I know) and assange's
15:35:32 loggy (loggy@5C4B2CE4.B8E60B3B.FD9B6484.IP) has joined #crytocc
15:35:32 <haless.cryto.net> Topic for #crytocc is: Cryto Coding Collective | THIS IS A PUBLICALLY LOGGED CHANNEL. http://wire.cryto.net/logs | http://cryto.net/, http://forums.cryto.net/ | Rules: no Anonymous, no cracking, no drama | Now, with more dpk! | Cryto Research: http://research.cryto.net/ | RIP Aaron Swartz
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15:39:02 <joepie91> stupid mysql...
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15:49:11 <joepie91> better
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15:51:57 <zxcvbnm> ls
15:51:59 <zxcvbnm> doh
15:52:18 <iceTwy> so
15:52:28 <iceTwy> this is how we got raided back in the summer
15:52:30 <iceTwy> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/nsa-spies-online-games-world-warcraft-second-life
15:52:36 <iceTwy> .title
15:52:36 <botpie91> iceTwy: Spy agencies in covert push to infiltrate virtual world of online gaming | World news | theguardian.com
15:52:41 <zxcvbnm> I just read that article.. heh
15:52:54 <iceTwy> do you remember what'd happened to me/my bro, zxcvbnm?
15:52:56 <iceTwy> in June
15:53:03 <zxcvbnm> negative
15:53:39 <joepie91> man, wtf is up with unreal
15:55:37 <iceTwy> this is utterly fucked up
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15:57:24 <joepie91> theeere we go
15:57:27 <joepie91> had to do with IP changes
15:57:35 <joepie91> box is back onlin
15:57:39 <joepie91> online *
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16:00:44 <beowulf> joepie91 what just happened with the servers?
16:00:55 <joepie91> beowulf: had some issues linking them back together
16:01:03 <joepie91> turns out unrealircd freaked out over an IP change
16:01:07 <joepie91> because, you know, unrealircd is that stable
16:01:07 <joepie91> :P
16:01:17 <beowulf> Gotcha :D
16:01:21 <joepie91> also why is there no snow here D:
16:01:29 <joepie91> beowulf: also we have a fancy new monitoring bot
16:01:39 <joepie91> that will notify in channel if something is broken
16:01:56 <beowulf> StatusBot?
16:02:17 <joepie91> beowulf: yup
16:02:34 <beowulf> Okay cool. Was wondering what was going on earlier lol
16:02:57 <iceTwy> but what I find weird with the NSA is that they monitor odd targets
16:03:06 <joepie91> beowulf: well, there appears to be an issue with debian7 mysql packages, in that they take much more RAM on openvz burst than debian6 packages did\
16:03:06 <iceTwy> take WoW or such games
16:03:12 <joepie91> so two servers freaked out over OOMing
16:03:16 <joepie91> after an upgrade
16:03:29 <dorotea> iceTwy:) makes sense, if you think anybody could be a terrorist, any place they might communicate is fair game
16:03:34 <iceTwy> they claim Al Qaeda terrorists were/are using those games in order to communicate, recruit & transfer funds
16:03:41 <dorotea> absolutely
16:03:48 <dorotea> I don't even doubt their claim
16:03:48 <iceTwy> but in the first place, it seems weird
16:03:52 <iceTwy> well I do
16:03:58 <dorotea> I suspect it's literally one fucking person
16:04:02 <dorotea> but I don't doubt it
16:04:02 <iceTwy> hahaha
16:04:10 <iceTwy> but think of it, seriously
16:04:13 <dorotea> I mean, every org has that idiot
16:04:20 <iceTwy> okay, Al Qaeda is supposedly very rigorous about its religious stance
16:04:22 <dorotea> I doubt aqap is any different
16:04:23 <dorotea> lol
16:04:24 <iceTwy> i.e. don't fuck up
16:04:35 <iceTwy> with any of the customs
16:04:42 * dorotea waves at the nsa bots that have been alerted
16:04:49 * iceTwy waves too
16:04:57 <iceTwy> now
16:04:57 <dorotea> nah man
16:05:02 <dorotea> that's actually my funniest thought
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16:05:07 <dorotea> so, nsa leaks come out right
16:05:15 <iceTwy> hold on, lemme finish
16:05:15 <dorotea> now everyone is talking about nsa
16:05:24 <iceTwy> (real quick :p)
16:05:30 <dorotea> what do they do? they have to monitor it all, but how do you catalogue
16:05:31 <dorotea> lol
16:05:32 <dorotea> yeah
16:05:45 * joepie91 points at Palantir and friends
16:05:45 <iceTwy> so, those terrorists usually have an anti-capitalist stance/"fuck the USA" ideology
16:05:50 * joepie91 goes for groceries now
16:05:58 <dorotea> no icetwy
16:06:02 <iceTwy> so why would they use corporate products
16:06:08 * beowulf feels for iceTwy finishing real quick
16:06:14 <dorotea> they have a "you blew up my mother, two of my cousins, and my father" ideology
16:06:15 <iceTwy> beowulf: :(
16:06:19 <dorotea> wrapped in religion
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16:06:33 <iceTwy> dorotea: I'm talking about a vastly different thing lol
16:06:43 <dorotea> islamic extremists?
16:06:46 <iceTwy> when they're into religion - no matter the cause (i.e. family getting killed by a drone)
16:06:47 <dorotea> (as we call them)
16:06:50 <iceTwy> not necessarily islamic
16:06:54 <iceTwy> religious extremists as a whole
16:07:17 <dorotea> well then you're talking about religious people who want to institute their religion as govt
16:07:25 <dorotea> I wouldn't say it's necessarily anticapitalist
16:07:27 <iceTwy> most likely yes
16:07:43 <dorotea> my major is anticapitalist lol, all our theory is based in neomarxist critiques
16:08:09 <dorotea> (neo marxist because marx was good, but didn't go far enough)
16:08:19 <dorotea> (that's the argument of neomarxism, not mine)
16:08:39 <iceTwy> yeah
16:08:46 <iceTwy> but, then, okay
16:08:50 <iceTwy> take terrorists in general
16:08:50 <zxcvbnm> 'hello i got my major in AntiCapitalistism" "BS!" "B.B.A., actually"
16:09:21 <iceTwy> the USA will always virtually go like, "yeah we're da world police so we'll get rid of you, fucking terrorists"
16:09:31 <dorotea> sure
16:09:32 <iceTwy> and so at this point terrorist interests conflict with that of the USA
16:09:42 <dorotea> I mean that role is declining somewhat, but I'll allow the premise
16:10:06 <iceTwy> that's true, the world is a lot more multipolar nowadays
16:10:08 <dorotea> do you know any political theories?
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16:10:16 <iceTwy> dorotea: not really, no
16:10:18 <iceTwy> I mean
16:10:19 <dorotea> ahh
16:10:20 <dorotea> okay
16:10:21 <iceTwy> besides the common ones
16:10:26 <dorotea> lemme see if there's a wikipedia page on it
16:10:30 <iceTwy> socialism, communism, liberalism, etc
16:10:36 <iceTwy> the basic principles of each of those
16:10:44 <dorotea> no
16:10:51 <dorotea> government and market types
16:11:02 <dorotea> I mean theoretical frameworks for how power is distributed in the world
16:11:02 <dorotea> lol
16:11:15 <dorotea> when you've got a free moment, read a bit of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realism_%28international_relations%29
16:11:29 <dorotea> it's what US foreign policy is rooted in
16:11:41 <zxcvbnm> tl;dr until i can read it ?
16:11:48 <dorotea> Realism is a tradition of international theory centered upon four propositions.[2]
16:11:48 <dorotea> The international system is anarchic.
16:11:48 <dorotea> There is no actor above states capable of regulating their interactions; states must arrive at relations with other states on their own, rather than it being dictated to them by some higher controlling entity.
16:11:48 <dorotea> The international system exists in a state of constant antagonism (see international anarchy).
16:11:48 <dorotea> States are the most important actors.
16:11:50 <dorotea> All states within the system are unitary, rational actors
16:11:52 <dorotea> States tend to pursue self-interest.
16:11:54 <dorotea> Groups strive to attain as many resources as possible (see relative gain).
16:11:56 <iceTwy> lemme read the tl;dr
16:11:56 <dorotea> The primary concern of all states is survival.
16:11:58 <dorotea> States build up military to survive, which may lead to a security dilemma
16:12:00 <dorotea> done
16:12:02 <dorotea> ^
16:12:04 <dorotea> I just pasted it
16:12:21 <iceTwy> okay, question, dorotea
16:12:32 <iceTwy> what are unions of states considered as?
16:12:38 <iceTwy> either military or economic ones
16:12:40 <dorotea> it's why we haven't ever signed the kyoto protocol, but we're on-track to meet the obligations it set out
16:13:22 <dorotea> unions of states? through the frame of realism? they're states who have decided it's in their rational self interest to form an alliance
16:13:42 <dorotea> and it will continue until it is no longer in those states interest to do so
16:14:05 <iceTwy> ah, good point
16:14:13 <iceTwy> well realism seems to be what we've got today then
16:14:15 <iceTwy> right?
16:14:29 <zxcvbnm> US strategy
16:14:36 <zxcvbnm> is waht dorotea is suggesting, I believe
16:14:36 <dorotea> so perhaps in the case of the EU, which is I assume what you're getting at, the premise is that states joining the EU have something significant to gain from joining
16:14:39 <zxcvbnm> in abig picture
16:15:02 <dorotea> iceTwy:) realism is what US policy is based on, yes
16:15:15 <dorotea> iceTwy:) that however doesn't always hold elsewhere, though it is the prevailing idea
16:15:33 <iceTwy> dorotea: yup
16:15:34 <dorotea> I use us as an example cause we're pretty purist about it
16:15:53 <dorotea> we don't do SHIT if it doesn't benefit us in some way
16:16:32 <iceTwy> well then, realism in the way that the US wants to sort of extend/restore its (weakening) supremacy, is what we've got I believe
16:16:42 <dorotea> for example, if you see the US "magnanimously" donating money or help to feed poor people or so, (eg: philippines), there is always an ulterior motive
16:16:44 <iceTwy> back in the 90's, the world was unipolar
16:16:54 <iceTwy> I guess that the US loved this
16:16:58 <iceTwy> dorotea: and yeah
16:17:08 <dorotea> well
16:17:14 <iceTwy> dorotea: usually I think of those donations as a way to go and claim natural resources in those countries
16:17:15 <dorotea> the 90s was problematic for us, actually
16:17:22 <iceTwy> or facilitate US TNC's implementation into those countries
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16:17:40 <dorotea> the world dropped from bipolar, with extremely strong poles and an almost perfectly divided world to unipolar and we were the only ones standing
16:17:48 <dorotea> it's a lot of stress, and we fucked up a lot
16:18:00 <zxcvbnm> it is a lot of stress, i concur w/ that
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16:18:04 <dorotea> iceTwy:) yeah, most likely. we'll win contracts as a result
16:18:05 <zxcvbnm> its not easy being the ones in charge =/
16:18:17 <dorotea> indeed
16:18:18 <iceTwy> zxcvbnm: probably not, but the US want(ed) to be
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16:18:23 <dorotea> nah
16:18:28 <dorotea> we're the only ones left
16:18:35 <dorotea> and we won -- we defeated the communists
16:18:42 <dorotea> (not really, but that's what we'd say)
16:18:55 <dorotea> that's the point
16:19:07 <iceTwy> though
16:19:09 <iceTwy> I must say
16:19:10 <zxcvbnm> ^we're the only ones left
16:19:11 <dorotea> instantly there was a power vacuum in the world the size of the USSR, all allies, and all client states
16:19:26 <iceTwy> dorotea: is there a theory that says
16:19:31 <iceTwy> well, probably the theory of globalization
16:19:37 <dorotea> (my major)
16:19:43 <dorotea> there are many theories :P
16:19:44 <iceTwy> that anyway, the US won't stay a supremacy
16:19:47 <iceTwy> or no other country
16:19:53 <dorotea> which one do you want
16:19:54 <iceTwy> because the US is pushing for globalization anyway
16:19:58 <dorotea> there are several to choose from
16:19:58 <dorotea> no
16:20:00 <dorotea> we're not
16:20:11 <iceTwy> well, how are you not
16:20:14 <dorotea> not the way my major defines globalization, the us is not pushing for it
16:20:20 <iceTwy> American TNCs are everywhere in the world
16:20:24 <dorotea> the us wants neoliberal economics
16:20:24 <iceTwy> how's that not globalization
16:20:28 <dorotea> it's only economics
16:20:35 <dorotea> there are at least two other facets to globalization
16:20:41 <iceTwy> but then as a consequence there's globalization
16:20:45 <dorotea> and we're losing both
16:20:53 <iceTwy> what are they? human and communication flows?
16:20:54 <dorotea> we're winning economics, for now
16:20:58 <dorotea> nah
16:21:00 <dorotea> culture and politics
16:21:15 <iceTwy> hmm
16:21:15 <dorotea> hollywood was great, and now there's one on every continent
16:21:18 <dorotea> for example
16:21:18 <iceTwy> culture? not so much
16:21:19 <dorotea> ^
16:21:35 <iceTwy> I mean the USA is the figure of westernization
16:21:39 <dorotea> yes
16:21:50 <dorotea> but again, westernization is only part of the picture
16:21:52 <iceTwy> a lot of country still want more westernization (I guess Ukrainian protesters for EU do)
16:22:01 <dorotea> no
16:22:07 <dorotea> ukraine wants a future
16:22:10 <iceTwy> not directly
16:22:13 <iceTwy> yes
16:22:19 <dorotea> with the rejection of the eu thing, ukraine loses its future
16:22:24 <dorotea> people are now in the streets
16:22:25 <iceTwy> but it will be a future rooted in the European Union
16:22:33 <dorotea> that's the only future the ukraine had
16:22:39 <iceTwy> and therefore in a western-y culture
16:22:49 <dorotea> maybe, but less than US
16:23:05 <dorotea> european culture
16:23:11 <dorotea> maybe west european culture more than east?
16:23:14 <dorotea> I'd go with that
16:23:32 <dorotea> but it's like
16:23:40 <dorotea> ukraine has no economic future without eu integration
16:23:48 <dorotea> their country is in shambles
16:24:12 <dorotea> and when the leaderman (I forget president or whatever) takes that away by rejecting eu integration, people get pissed
16:24:25 <dorotea> people will live with their life being shitty, as long as there exists the promise of a future for their children
16:24:30 <dorotea> you don't ever want to take that away
16:24:53 <dorotea> if you do, lenin comes down on the third day of protests
16:24:59 <dorotea> lol
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16:25:32 <iceTwy> heh
16:26:55 <dorotea> the thing that's most important in understanding globalization is actually history
16:27:14 <dorotea> social theory is worthless if you don't understand the history of the people you're looking at
16:27:22 <dorotea> because no history is old
16:27:33 <dorotea> remember, the ottoman empire only collapsed at the end of world war 1
16:27:36 <iceTwy> had my A-levels in history/geography last year
16:27:45 <dorotea> people are still alive that were born then
16:27:49 <iceTwy> needless to say I learned a lotta shit
16:27:50 <dorotea> and also remember
16:27:57 <dorotea> when you want perspective on the US
16:28:11 <dorotea> the ottoman empire was in decline longer than we've been a nation
16:28:28 <dorotea> (~300 years decline)
16:28:39 <dorotea> so uh, we're still in the alpha stage
16:28:59 <dorotea> maybe a really early beta, but with the cracks in our foundation I'd say we're not quite beta yet
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16:29:10 <iceTwy> that's an interesting comparison I must say
16:29:13 <dorotea> we haven't quite found a system that works
16:29:29 <dorotea> well, if you want an even bigger comparison
16:29:41 <dorotea> look at the chinese dynasty that collapsed in the 1950s
16:29:49 <dorotea> some thousands of years it had been running
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16:30:12 <dorotea> you think that everything china does isn't driven by that history?
16:30:15 <dorotea> you would be an idiot
16:30:22 <dorotea> lol
16:30:40 <dorotea> it's also why westerners are woefully incapable of explaining china
16:30:54 <dorotea> (I'm no better, I don't know enough of the history)
16:32:36 <dorotea> or like all the african nations whose only recent history is western imperialism
16:32:46 <dorotea> and you wonder why the US is undertaking a drone war there to "stop terrorism"
16:33:58 <dorotea> or south american nations, who are all bringing up nice socialist governments
16:34:09 <dorotea> just because the US knocked over all their democracies
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16:34:36 <dorotea> and in response, we get things like mercosur, which is a free trade agreement that lists human dignity as a policy
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16:46:45 <beowulf> O_o Oh no!
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17:05:08 <joepie91> well
17:05:13 <joepie91> not very impressed by that DO location so far
17:05:14 <joepie91> lol
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17:16:13 <dorotea> huh
17:16:16 <dorotea> well shit
17:16:20 <dorotea> it's 36f out
17:16:38 <dorotea> hmm
17:17:05 <dorotea> I may have to wear pants
17:17:06 <dorotea> e.e
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17:24:12 <dorotea> man, their networking is worse than ours
17:24:15 <dorotea> that's impressive
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17:30:50 <joepie91> dorotea: hehe
17:30:57 <joepie91> it's digitalocean's amsterdam1 location
17:31:27 <joepie91> in telecity or something
17:31:30 <joepie91> which itself is fine
17:31:34 <joepie91> so it's probably DO's network that's fucky
17:31:43 <dorotea> yeah
17:31:55 <dorotea> I assume it's the load they're working under
17:32:00 <joepie91> it's also not in amsterdam
17:32:01 <joepie91> afaik
17:32:02 <joepie91> but yeah
17:32:04 <dorotea> (our networking is actually fine, heh)
17:32:10 <joepie91> they call their new jersey location "nyc2"
17:32:11 <joepie91> so, eh
17:32:17 <joepie91> I don't take their location naming too seriously
17:32:26 <dorotea> hm
17:32:35 <joepie91> (it's at choopa afaik)
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17:32:46 <dorotea> huh
17:32:49 * joepie91 sighs
17:32:50 <dorotea> choopa's decent
17:33:01 <joepie91> dorotea: it is
17:33:11 * dorotea preps to aller vite
17:34:33 * joepie91 prepares for cooking
17:34:47 <dorotea> haha fuck it's like rising by 1degree every 2 minutes
17:35:01 <dorotea> almost 38 already
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17:37:11 <root> hai
17:37:23 <joepie91> root: don't IRC as root
17:37:37 <joepie91> oh look, 6% packet loss to dionysus...
17:37:38 <root> But it's more secure
17:37:49 * joepie91 not sure if trolling
17:37:54 <root> hahaha
17:38:06 <root> What chan is your logger in
17:38:13 <joepie91> root: here :)
17:38:16 <joepie91> and you really should /nick :P
17:38:21 *** root is now known as x
17:38:24 <joepie91> ...
17:38:27 <x> haha
17:38:30 <joepie91> lol
17:38:46 *** x is now known as Art
17:38:51 <joepie91> :D
17:39:23 <Art> Make statusbawt move
17:40:16 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:40:20 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is down!
17:40:30 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:40:35 <Art> ok here we go
17:40:37 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2port on host 7arvel.cryto.net reports that 6Tahoe-LAFS (3456) is now back up. It was down for 16 seconds.
17:40:40 <joepie91> :)
17:40:44 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is down!
17:40:48 <joepie91> lol
17:40:50 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
17:40:52 <joepie91> I didn't do that
17:40:57 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:40:58 <joepie91> that was just DO being shitty
17:41:05 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:41:10 <Art> oh~ ok
17:41:14 <joepie91> dionysus I mean
17:41:16 <joepie91> arvel was intentional
17:41:19 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is down!
17:41:25 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 6 seconds.
17:41:27 <joepie91> oh man...
17:41:37 <Art> yeah, seems a bit strange
17:41:38 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:41:58 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:42:05 <Art> Cool colors
17:42:06 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is down!
17:42:08 <joepie91> Art: right, so this is what happens when a server is exhibiting network issues
17:42:09 <joepie91> :P
17:42:15 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 7 seconds.
17:42:22 <StatusBot> 0,4 [ DOWN ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is down!
17:42:29 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ UP ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that 6dionysus.cryto.net is now back up. It was down for 7 seconds.
17:42:30 <beowulf> lol
17:42:32 <joepie91> I should probably make it a little less sensitive
17:42:44 <joepie91> sec
17:43:26 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:43:38 <joepie91> k
17:43:41 <joepie91> let's see if it's any better now
17:43:57 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6dionysus.cryto.net!
17:43:58 <joepie91> increased timeout from 1 to 1.5, and retries from 3 to 4
17:43:59 <joepie91> ...
17:44:01 <joepie91> right.
17:44:07 <joepie91> that's okay
17:44:17 <joepie91> as long as it doesn't register as 'down'
17:44:37 <joepie91> but yeah, Art, I have a bunch of servers hooked up to this now
17:44:45 <joepie91> all services on all of them being monitored
17:44:52 <joepie91> still need to configure a few more servers though
17:45:04 <joepie91> wire.cryto.net is running by far the biggest config
17:45:44 <Art> Pretty good
17:46:01 <joepie91> Art: http://sprunge.us/VCWC
17:47:12 <Art> ez
17:47:38 <joepie91> uh oh
17:47:40 <joepie91> This message is to clients on ATLCVZ5. Unfortunately some of the processes on this node have become "stuck" and require a reboot to fix them. We are going to reboot the node shortly to restore service to impacted clients. Downtime should not be more than a few minutes. Please open a support ticket if you need anything in the meantime.
17:47:52 <joepie91> so wire.cryto.net will be going down along with all services very soon
17:48:20 <Art> ummmz
17:48:28 <joepie91> at least, afaik it's on that server
17:48:53 <Art> will we get to see the messages go down? or does status bot run on all the servers?
17:49:16 <joepie91> Art: statusbot runs on one server
17:49:21 <joepie91> and will report wire.cryto.net going down
17:49:40 <Art> It's not running on wire is it?
17:49:43 <joepie91> no
17:49:46 <Art> that would be pretty fail
17:49:48 <joepie91> wire doesn't have enough RAM for that
17:49:48 <Art> h0h0h
17:49:51 <joepie91> :P
17:49:54 <joepie91> wire is only a 128MB box
17:49:55 <Art> xD
17:50:00 <Art> wow, tiny
17:50:14 <joepie91> it is already somehow running tahoe-lafs, unrealircd, qwebirc, loggy, a bunch of phennys, a saxo for somebody else, ZNC, and lighttpd
17:50:17 <joepie91> and openssh
17:50:25 <joepie91> nfi how that fits in 128MB but apparently it does, with some 60MB swap usage
17:50:46 <Art> bretty good
17:51:07 <joepie91> also
17:51:08 <joepie91> https://github.com/joepie91/cryto-status
17:51:13 <joepie91> source for the monitoring thing
17:51:14 <joepie91> :P
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17:55:27 <Art> Well I'm off to snort meth. Later gents.
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17:56:52 <connor> .bitcoin
17:56:53 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $877.55, 1 BTC = €665.00
17:56:56 <connor> grr
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21:15:13 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6arvel.cryto.net!
21:15:57 <joepie91> .tw https://twitter.com/joepie91/status/410155380887396352
21:15:57 <botpie91> To prove that @YourAnonNews fleeced their donors, @voodooKobra will build a YAN-like site in a weekend for $500. http://www.anonnews.org/forum/post/70525 (@joepie91)
21:18:36 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 91.5 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
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21:21:16 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 minutes, 38 seconds.
21:26:18 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.5 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:26:30 <joepie91> wire will cool down in a while
21:26:53 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 35 seconds.
21:26:54 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:27:04 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 9 seconds.
21:27:08 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:27:09 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
21:27:10 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:27:12 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 2 seconds.
21:29:44 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.2 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:29:46 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
21:29:51 * joepie91 sighs
21:29:56 <joepie91> I should really run less stuff on wire, heh
21:31:44 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:31:46 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
21:31:56 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.2 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:31:56 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
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21:39:13 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 90.1 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:39:14 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 1 seconds.
21:39:22 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ ALARM ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that an alarm was triggered for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage). The reported value was4 91.5 for4 physical.4used_percentage , triggering the 2> 90 condition.
21:40:04 <StatusBot> 0,3 [ SOLVED ] Host 7wire.cryto.net reports that the alarm for rule 07725944-1a2d-4d8c-82f3-2ed1b99b031e (6*!machine.memory:physical.used_percentage) was resolved for 4physical.4used_percentage. It was active for 42 seconds.
21:42:11 <joepie91> yeah, hum, this is starting to be a bit of a problem...
21:42:40 <joepie91> hmmm...
21:43:06 <joepie91> there we go
21:43:15 <joepie91> apt-get upgrade pushed nearly everything into swap :>
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22:19:37 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
22:20:04 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6arvel.cryto.net!
22:20:42 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6arvel.cryto.net!
22:21:09 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6arvel.cryto.net!
22:21:43 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6arvel.cryto.net!
22:21:50 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6blade.cryto.net!
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22:49:59 <StatusBot> 0,7 [ WARNING ] Service 2heartbeat on host 7monitoring.cryto.net reports that a blip occurred for 6nexus.cryto.net!
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23:59:18 <dpk> i am dpk
23:59:35 <Ari> i am ari
23:59:51 * joepie91 raises eyebrow