Cryto! 5 March 2014

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02:29:12 <dorotea> NP: [Jay-Z - My 1st Song] [The Black Album] [999kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.6.1
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16:00:33 <KANYE_> helloo
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16:46:10 <dorotea> so this is interesting
16:46:29 <dorotea> left media trying to (as usual) paint paul ryan as an idiot and crazy and connecting two disparate ideas
16:47:03 <dorotea> but what is never answered is: how much of europe's gas comes from .ru, and does .us buy any of .ru's gas and how much
16:47:33 <dorotea> do we have any allies that buy .ru's gas, does ukraine and how much, etc
16:48:23 <dorotea> because he's just playing old-school diplomacy here
16:48:46 <dorotea> and though keystonexl is a dumb fucking idea for a lot of other reasons, if realpolitik is your only frame of reference it'd make perfect sense
16:49:48 <botpie91> 04FichteFoll made 3 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Add ThriftSyntax.', '02Add labels.', '02Merge pull request #2904 from xanxys/masterAdd Thrift Syntax' (
16:50:20 <botpie91> 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02changing Predawn to releases via tags', '02Merge pull request #2905 from jamiewilson/masterchanging Predawn to releases via tags' (
17:00:38 <MK_FG> I'm puzzled by the article, did russian invade us while I wasn't looking? :P
17:00:44 <MK_FG> *russia
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17:02:13 <MK_FG> I thought western interests actually won in .ua - they have a nazi madly puppet gov in place, putin backed out of there, seem to be pure win all around
17:02:48 <MK_FG> Well, at least until they elect next Yanukovish or something ;)
17:17:36 <dorotea> :P
17:17:44 <dorotea> is putin actually backing down?
17:17:52 <dorotea> I hadn't seen that, but I haven't looked today
17:17:55 <dorotea> MK_FG:) ^
17:18:06 <MK_FG> Hm, I thought I heard he did
17:18:26 <dorotea> he had a sabre rattling presser yesterday, but that was the morning
17:18:36 * dorotea searches tabs
17:20:19 <dorotea> here it was
17:20:23 <dorotea>
17:20:31 <dorotea> liveblog of everything that happens diplomatically
17:21:02 <dorotea> hmm, nothing new
17:22:42 <MK_FG> Hmph, maybe I misinterpreted some misguided rumors then
17:23:00 <dorotea> idk, see if you can find an article about it
17:23:09 <MK_FG> Nah, too much work
17:23:11 <dorotea> haha
17:23:27 <MK_FG> Not sure what he tries to do there anyway
17:23:29 <dorotea> probably on the twitters then
17:23:47 <dorotea> yeah, idk. It doesn't seem like a region he'd want
17:24:18 <MK_FG> .ua will get nato bases and missiles pointing at us from across the borders there in no time even if he keeps the piece of .ua...
17:24:32 <MK_FG> And even that seem unlikely, and kinda costly
17:24:37 <dorotea> sure, ethnically russian peeps are there, but whatever. I'd expect he'd go for resources. the only thing about it that makes sense is the russian warm-water naval base in crimea, and if he takes crimea y'all have direct access to it
17:25:06 <MK_FG> Actually, yeah
17:25:16 <dorotea> that makes a small amount of sense, but is totally outweighed by the diplomatic fuckery taking crimea costs
17:25:18 <MK_FG> Maybe doesn't want to loose that, which is sure-thing
17:25:28 <MK_FG> (unless he holds the region)
17:25:56 <dorotea> yeah. but the thing is, if he would have done nothing, he has a standing agreement with .ua for that base
17:26:18 <dorotea> if needed I'm sure the pot can be sweetened to make sure that access is maintained
17:26:24 <dorotea> which wouldn't require holding crimea
17:26:37 <MK_FG> I'd think it wouldn't have held, given the general attitude of new ruling party there
17:26:57 <dorotea> I'll bet that's the gamble he was taking
17:27:18 <dorotea> because yeah, the new people are crazy pro-western and may not have tolerated that base
17:27:49 <dorotea> I still don't understand why we aren't working with russia to do development aid or whatever from both sides
17:27:52 <dorotea> that never made sense to me
17:28:16 <MK_FG> Hell, instead of mending the country or fixing the shit up (who cares, right?), considered most important first thing to do is to ban .ru lang ;)
17:28:18 <dorotea> an .eu + .ru loan agreement with decreased trade tarrifs and things for both sides? that sounds like a huge win
17:28:45 <dorotea> lol
17:29:25 <dorotea> woop!
17:29:34 <dorotea> .eu's new aid package is exactly what russia's was
17:29:35 <dorotea> HAHAHAHA
17:29:43 <dorotea> 15bn over few years
17:29:44 <dorotea> amazing
17:30:04 <dorotea> The European Commission has presented an economic aid package for Ukraine that is worth a total of 11 billion euros ($15 billion) over the next few years.
17:30:04 <dorotea> The package includes a 1.6 billion-euro loan, a 1.4 billion-euro grant, 3 billion euros in fresh credit from the European Investment Bank for the period 2014-16, and 5 billion euros from the European Bank of Reconstruction and Development.
17:31:27 <dorotea> I hope yanukovych had good offshores, .eu is freezing his assets
17:31:53 <dorotea> the list him and 17 others
17:31:57 <dorotea> woops
17:32:01 <MK_FG> Probably should
17:32:01 <dorotea> the list is published tomorrow
17:32:21 <dorotea> yeah, we've got uh
17:32:32 <dorotea> this is my favorite thing:
17:32:50 <dorotea> some journos found his docs being dumped into a river and went diving for them
17:32:59 <dorotea> they're now drying and scanning in his former palace house thing
17:33:24 <MK_FG> The amount of money each of .ua president must've siphoned out from there must be enough to like buy a new country from scratch
17:33:40 <dorotea> yup
17:33:47 <dorotea> Isn't that what they do?
17:33:59 <dorotea> go buy a house on that one block in london and start purchasing bits of africa
17:33:59 <dorotea> lol
17:34:23 <MK_FG> Well, now they get a new one, new expenses :P
17:34:35 <dorotea> hmm
17:34:46 <dorotea> frozen assets but no visa ban
17:34:48 <dorotea> interesting
17:34:57 <dorotea> "flee at your own risk, we'll be watching"
17:35:21 <MK_FG> It's a bit surprising that they're (assuming here) open about freezing such stuff
17:35:33 <dorotea> yeah
17:35:37 <dorotea> are they not usually?
17:35:38 <MK_FG> It's like cutting their own throat
17:35:48 <dorotea> there's gonna be some report tomorrow with the names and all the other info
17:36:12 <dorotea> that seems like a normal thing to me, but idk anything about .eu politics
17:36:22 <MK_FG> Bankers seem to be first in line to benefit from oligarchs and banana kings' piles of money
17:36:46 <dorotea> well yeah :3
17:37:22 <dorotea> my favorite allegation recently was that the drug kingpins from mexico who have their moneys in US banks were the reason our banking system had any liquidity at the worst part of 2008 shits
17:37:40 <dorotea> the drug money was keeping us running
17:37:52 <dorotea> idk if it's true, but jeez guys
17:37:53 <dorotea> lol
17:39:25 <dorotea> huh.
17:39:28 <dorotea> "Meanwhile, reports say Russian forces have seized part of a Ukrainian missile-defense unit in Crimea. Interfax news agency said two missile-defense battalions were seized."
17:39:42 <dorotea> so he's already disarming US missile installations
17:39:43 <dorotea> :P
17:42:56 <dorotea> hmm
17:43:22 <dorotea> I wish twitter's apis were more open, I wanna make a bot that shits every #ukraine and #maidan into a chan
17:43:29 <botpie91> 04FichteFoll made 2 commit(s) to 03package_control_channel on branch 10master: '02Update PasteWrap compatibilityTurns out it does work in ST2.', '02Merge pull request #2906 from daguej/masterUpdate PasteWrap compatibility' (
17:43:35 <dorotea> but no, firehose is restricted :|
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17:45:23 <dorotea> in the public, private, and nonprofit sectors.
17:45:28 <MK_FG> I imagine what kinds of crazy you'll be able to see there ;)
17:45:34 <dorotea> "we're a slave labor provider for offices in washington dc"
17:46:16 <dorotea> they sent my department a mail, heh
17:48:41 <dorotea> Total Costs* $13,120
17:48:45 <dorotea> yeah, no
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21:45:48 <dorotea> NP: [Jay-Z - My 1st Song] [The Black Album] [999kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.6.1
21:46:45 <dorotea> dirty pleasure of the day:
21:46:47 <dorotea> .title
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21:52:46 <dorotea> and this one rocks hard
21:52:47 <dorotea>
21:52:49 <dorotea> .title
21:52:50 <botpie91> dorotea: #KholoBC - Ali Gul Pir x Adil Omar on Vimeo
21:53:57 <dorotea> urdu and english ftw
21:56:11 <dorotea> his shirt
21:56:13 <dorotea> oh I'm in love
21:56:46 <dorotea> "FUCK YOUR HU$TL€"
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