Cryto! 25 September 2013

00:01:41 <Zoned> when you troll sohard, they logout
00:01:42 <Zoned> :)
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03:41:20 <tommykaine>
03:42:18 <wh1t3r4bb1t> lol my loader file just grew by 100 lines or more due to the implementation of RMV. but all my other files shrank and became exponential.
03:42:45 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Much better organized I think now
03:49:11 <cayce> webshit? you're using desktop app constructions on a webapp?
03:49:48 <tommykaine> i think i just got confused
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04:01:10 <cayce> lol
04:15:30 <cayce> haha google
04:15:42 <cayce> 'o' autocompletes to "openindiana" for me
04:15:46 <cayce> fucking yes
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04:24:46 <cayce> I fucking love that I can follow hassan rouhani on twitter
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06:21:39 <wh1t3r4bb1t> cayce: I'm using custom framework stuff on web app.
06:22:09 <wh1t3r4bb1t> BUilt my own framework and now implamenting on my own social engine.
06:22:24 <wh1t3r4bb1t> implementing*
06:36:26 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Is it considered god tier to name files like "front-end.router"?
06:37:03 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Or does she just say that because she wants my tongue?
08:29:02 <joepie91>
09:19:03 <MK_FG> joepie91, Easiest way to get rid of all the ice there is just power fridge off for a few hours ;)
09:20:39 <MK_FG> Also, less jobs sounds good - jobs suck
09:21:58 <joepie91> MK_FG:
09:23:03 <MK_FG> So many words ;(
09:23:46 <joepie91> yes, but they are good words
09:23:55 <joepie91> nice ones, not shitty ones
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12:04:48 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Well I got one view working. time for sleep. Good night everyone.
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15:57:39 <zxcvbnm> mernin
15:58:23 <joepie91> ohai!
15:59:03 <zxcvbnm> happy bday to my SO
15:59:04 <zxcvbnm> :P
16:06:23 <joepie91> is said SO in here?
16:09:08 <zxcvbnm> ha no
16:09:25 <zxcvbnm> but i figured i'd have a little internet shoutout
16:11:13 <joepie91> lol
16:17:36 <MK_FG> SO?
16:17:59 <MK_FG> Oh
16:18:05 <MK_FG> Right
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16:20:07 <DrWhat> where have i been all my life
16:20:25 <zxcvbnm> i dunno if thats how the saying guys DrWhat :P
16:20:58 <DrWhat> so i've have a few drinks in my life
16:21:05 <DrWhat> Whacha gonna do
16:21:06 <DrWhat> sue me
16:21:17 <zxcvbnm> alright
16:21:20 <zxcvbnm> you're sued buddy
16:21:35 <DrWhat> Aww damn
16:21:43 <DrWhat> thats not fair
16:22:02 <zxcvbnm> sry you asked for it
16:22:03 <zxcvbnm> literally :D
16:22:12 <DrWhat> Problem
16:22:21 <DrWhat> GUESS DrWhat IVE BEEN DFOING
16:22:24 <DrWhat> doing*
16:22:47 <DrWhat> Damn
16:22:53 <DrWhat> auto nick complete is still on
16:22:57 <DrWhat> v
16:23:10 <DrWhat> DrWhat
16:23:12 <DrWhat> hmmm
16:23:25 <DrWhat> what
16:23:28 <DrWhat> their we go
16:23:32 <DrWhat> So
16:23:39 <DrWhat> Guess what i have been doing all this time
16:23:51 * zxcvbnm assumes drinking
16:23:59 <DrWhat> NO
16:24:00 <DrWhat> maybe
16:24:01 <zxcvbnm> liar
16:24:03 <DrWhat> a little
16:24:04 <zxcvbnm> :D
16:24:06 <DrWhat> >.>
16:24:19 <zxcvbnm> in soviet russia, vodka drinks you
16:24:26 <joepie91> jesus DrWhat
16:24:27 <joepie91> where have you been
16:24:33 <DrWhat> vodka is soapy water
16:24:38 <DrWhat> WHAT YOU MEAN
16:24:39 <zxcvbnm> i thought it was potato water
16:24:45 <joepie91> <DrWhat>Guess what i have been doing all this time
16:24:46 <joepie91> idk, tell me
16:24:46 <joepie91> :P
16:24:46 <zxcvbnm> DrWhat: you've been MIA for like 2 months
16:24:49 <joepie91> DrWhat: dude
16:24:51 <joepie91> I was raided
16:24:52 <joepie91> lol
16:24:57 <joepie91> I didn't have access to my skype anymore
16:24:57 <DrWhat> ZOMG
16:25:09 <zxcvbnm> hey DrWhat you put that Z away
16:25:10 <DrWhat> zoh my guddness
16:25:15 <cayce> derp harder
16:25:18 <zxcvbnm> -z
16:25:19 <joepie91> either add my new skype account (joepie91_) or add me on xmpp
16:25:36 <DrWhat> i have you on xmpp
16:25:41 <DrWhat> unless you changed it
16:26:05 <joepie91> I abandoned
16:26:06 <DrWhat> i got hacked by a girl
16:26:10 <zxcvbnm> lol
16:26:11 <joepie91> due to being unstable
16:26:25 <zxcvbnm> you probably deserved it
16:26:25 <joepie91> current address is either or
16:26:29 <zxcvbnm> did she blackmail you for nudies
16:26:48 <DrWhat> No
16:26:56 <DrWhat> i was helping her dad
16:26:59 <zxcvbnm> booooring
16:27:00 <DrWhat> Who is a lawyer
16:27:26 <DrWhat> with lots of server and he had a huge problem with internet usage
16:27:48 <DrWhat> so i went logging packets and shit
16:27:58 <DrWhat> and his daughter was watching porn all day
16:28:02 <zxcvbnm> o god
16:28:09 <zxcvbnm> good porn at least i hope
16:28:15 <DrWhat> She got mad that i told her dad
16:28:19 <DrWhat> and hacking into my server
16:28:31 <zxcvbnm> was your password root/toor ?
16:28:34 <DrWhat> she did nothing but delete everything
16:28:37 <DrWhat> no
16:28:54 <MK_FG> That's one badass awesome girl
16:29:07 <DrWhat> it was 166310k08B8m3B7C1mA8
16:29:11 <joepie91> k
16:29:13 <joepie91> time to sleep
16:29:18 <joepie91> DrWhat: add me on either of those accounts
16:29:18 <joepie91> :P
16:29:21 <DrWhat> I had backups
16:29:30 <DrWhat> And had external firewall
16:29:39 <DrWhat> So i reported her to to police too
16:29:50 <zxcvbnm> o god
16:29:54 <zxcvbnm> she is gonna end you
16:30:14 <MK_FG> Wat
16:30:17 <DrWhat> She was phsyco bitch
16:30:41 <DrWhat> joepie91 Sure
16:31:31 <DrWhat> I think her dad disowned her
16:31:40 <DrWhat> So i kinda feel bad
16:31:49 <MK_FG> Yeah, it sounds bad
16:32:01 <DrWhat> her watching porn on his network i think he just told her off for
16:32:02 <zxcvbnm> are you in protective custody now
16:32:03 <MK_FG> First you rat her to dad, then to police...
16:32:14 <DrWhat> police knocking on his door to arrest her for questioning
16:32:23 <MK_FG> And she's one of rare hacker girls who can even break your shit
16:32:26 <zxcvbnm> is porn illegal there?
16:32:34 <DrWhat> No
16:32:43 <zxcvbnm> why would police come knock on the door to arrest her
16:32:46 <DrWhat> But he was paying for more intenret then he needed
16:32:52 <DrWhat> becuase she was watching porn all day
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16:33:08 <DrWhat> She hacked into my Server
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16:33:22 <DrWhat> the one that was remotly logging the traffic
16:35:44 <DrWhat>
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16:37:32 <zxcvbnm> DrWhat: how nsfw is this
16:37:52 <DrWhat> wut
16:38:24 <zxcvbnm> so she was being pretty suspicious eh
16:39:44 <DrWhat> She was teasting me
16:39:52 <DrWhat> But im not easly teasted
16:40:38 <DrWhat> Funny thing is
16:40:54 <DrWhat> She was sending random Compiled exploit code
16:41:16 <DrWhat> not a hacker as much as a skiddy (the female kind)
16:42:13 <zxcvbnm> skiddette ?
16:42:29 <DrWhat> thank you thats what i was looking for
16:42:41 <zxcvbnm> :D
16:42:50 <zxcvbnm> people keep me around for things like that
16:43:04 <DrWhat> i look in logs and saw random Dex array's
16:43:15 <zxcvbnm> I can't write you any beautiful C++ or java, but I can make up words
16:43:30 <DrWhat> lol
16:43:56 <DrWhat> Should add that to urban dictionaty
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16:49:39 <Macbeth>
16:51:30 <DrWhat> -.o
16:51:54 <Macbeth> I;m gonna hack into a site and change the description to "FIX YOUR SECURITY!!"
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17:11:32 <DrWhat> any fun projects going on atm
17:11:53 <MK_FG> Just finished
17:12:14 * MK_FG ticks off "write filesystem implementation" from "things to do in your life" list
17:14:42 <Macbeth> I wrote a basic thing
17:18:00 <DrWhat> me too
17:18:30 <aLLamox> ,loggy pointer
17:18:51 <aLLamox> ,loggy pointer?
17:18:56 <aLLamox> loggy, pointer?
17:18:56 <loggy>
17:20:43 <DrWhat>
17:20:48 <DrWhat> thats what i wrote
17:21:15 <DrWhat> My obfuscation
17:21:38 <MK_FG> Heheh, looks like brainfuck
17:22:12 <DrWhat> its simple
17:22:29 <DrWhat> Create a blank array
17:22:40 <aLLamox> I like brainfuck :D
17:22:49 <DrWhat> convert it to a variable with value a
17:22:53 <DrWhat> incremnt it
17:22:59 <DrWhat> to what ever you want
17:23:07 <DrWhat> do that to all chars in the code
17:23:12 <DrWhat> add them to gather
17:23:13 <DrWhat> BOOM
17:23:15 <DrWhat> code
17:23:16 <DrWhat> XD
17:24:03 <DrWhat>
17:24:05 <DrWhat> their
17:24:51 <DrWhat> tell me what it says :P
17:25:01 <DrWhat> becuase i dont know
17:25:02 <DrWhat> :P
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17:25:59 <Macbeth> Hacking a website
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18:27:59 <Macbeth> What programming languages do you guys know?
18:28:39 <lysobit> machine code
18:28:47 <MK_FG> Note that there are many different "know"'s here
18:28:53 <Macbeth> YEah
18:28:54 <Macbeth> I know
18:29:37 <MK_FG> As in, you can be able to read and tweak pretty much anything, but writing a large project requires more understanding of lang paradigms for it to be not a mess
18:30:07 <MK_FG> Though to be fair, most popular scripting langs seem quite similar
18:45:20 <Macbeth> Yes
18:48:47 <DrWhat> PHP
18:49:46 <DrWhat> why
18:59:54 <Macbeth> Just asking
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19:35:32 <Zoned> <Macbeth> Hacking a website
19:35:34 <Zoned> I rofl'd
19:51:39 <Macbeth> Yeah, why?
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19:52:59 <Macbeth> Zoned, if you have a problem with me, just say it and we can talk possibly depending on whether you're a bitch about it or not.
19:53:12 <Macbeth> If you don't have a problem, then shut the fuck up because no one likes a jerk.
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20:20:51 <Zoned> Lmfao
20:20:57 <Zoned> "hacking a website"
20:20:57 <Zoned> lol
20:20:59 <Zoned> ub3r h4x0rz br0
20:21:16 <Zoned> Must take a shitton of skill to go on hackforums and learn ' causes a sql error on some sites
20:21:17 <Zoned> :O
20:21:25 <Zoned> lets just call u a mothafuqin blackhat
20:22:23 <Macbeth> Actually, white hat
20:22:34 <Zoned> lel ok buddy
20:22:41 <Macbeth> OK
20:23:15 <Macbeth> I'll link you to the site after I've changed the description to "f1x your s3curityz"
20:23:38 <Macbeth> Burp Suite is still loading
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20:26:02 <DrWhat> lol
20:26:10 <DrWhat> I burp after eating
20:26:28 <Macbeth> I burp up sites when I'm done with them ;P
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20:27:44 <DrWhat> I just dump their database and send them an email saysiny "y0ur s3cur!7y suxi"
20:27:57 <Macbeth> Well, that's not very nice
20:28:24 <Macbeth> I change their meta description to "f1x your s3xurityz =macb3th
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20:28:51 <Macbeth> anyone wanna hear a little bitch whine/
20:29:00 <Macbeth> If you do it's going on in #anonnews
20:34:21 <DrWhat> ohhh
20:54:02 <tommykaineM> lol
20:58:23 <DrWhat> i made him bored i would think :P
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21:32:09 <Zoned> Lmfao
21:32:11 <Zoned> burp suite.
21:32:13 <Zoned> skid tools
21:32:23 <Zoned> "I'm so pro I use burp suite"
21:32:28 <Zoned> A macbeth production.
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22:15:39 <mikaa> i use just n3Tc@t, chek out l33t nmap commandz alwayz wi1h nmap -oS - S1T3URL
22:18:04 <mikaa> [off ]u guys are so charming
22:23:12 <Zoned> lel
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22:43:38 <AnonO_o> hai
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23:40:49 <tommykaine> anon news is popular today
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