Cryto! 23 September 2013
00:14:01 <aLLamoox> fuck assembly
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00:37:16 <Zoned> fbi on 4chan <3
00:37:18 <Zoned> hai mr.fbi http://imagehost4.online-image-editor.com/oie_upload/images/2323448C5mu485/2323446pSN9zqBw.jpg
00:37:33 <Zoned> lelelel
00:38:29 <vld> wat? link
00:47:31 <TheHackBox> vld: get out
00:47:34 <TheHackBox> you're not allowed here
00:57:49 <Zoned> vld, 4chan removed the post by FBI
00:58:28 <Zoned> however I wrote a nice post on my blog about how the FBI is as bad as child predators :)
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03:18:11 <cayce> joepie91:) curvezmq sounds hot
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06:36:45 <kenical> hi
06:37:40 <joepie91> kenical: hai, welcome to #crytocc, please be aware that this channel is publicly logged, and make sure to read the channel rules in the channel topic
06:37:53 <joepie91> if you don't want something to be logged publicly, you can prefix it with [off]
06:38:01 <joepie91> loggy, pointer?
06:38:01 <loggy> http://wire.cryto.net/logs/crytocc/2013-09-23#T06-38-01
06:38:16 <kenical> thx long time no see >Joepie-san
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08:24:43 <norbert79> Morning
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09:24:31 <MK_FG> o/
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10:23:42 <joepie91> norbert79: hai
10:23:44 <joepie91> MK_FG: also haio
10:23:45 <joepie91> hai *
10:23:46 <joepie91> :P
10:24:01 <MK_FG> hiao
10:24:23 <MK_FG> \o/ for who mangles "hi" the worst context!
10:24:36 <MK_FG> Also, joepie91, did you see http://store.steampowered.com/livingroom/ ?
10:25:10 <MK_FG> It's like one of these Apple show countdown, only Valve
10:26:55 <joepie91> MK_FG: contest*
10:26:55 <joepie91> :D
10:27:03 <joepie91> also, heh
10:27:12 <joepie91> obviously, they cannot count to three!
10:28:52 <MK_FG> Hm, three? I'm probably missing some Apple-related reference
10:30:10 <joepie91> MK_FG: you're not familiar with the meme?!
10:30:11 <joepie91> :o
10:30:29 <joepie91> > Arc Number: For some bizarre reason, Valve is continually stuck on 2. None of their series ever seem to reach a 3rd game. (Thus spawning the meme "Valve can't count to three!") Half-Life 2, Left 4 Dead 2, Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Portal 2, Manchester United 0. Now they're even making a second game for a series they didn't start.
10:30:30 <MK_FG> No, don't seem to be
10:30:33 <joepie91> http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/ValveSoftware?from=Main.ValveSoftware
10:30:58 <joepie91> MK_FG: and now look at the countdown page again
10:30:59 <joepie91> http://owely.com/11vOGiy
10:30:59 <joepie91> lol
10:31:29 <MK_FG> Heh, yeah, seems legit
10:31:34 <norbert79> joepie91: Hi to you too!
10:31:42 <MK_FG> I'm actually not sure what these circles even mean
10:31:56 <MK_FG> Seem to be some kind of announcement stages
10:32:31 <MK_FG> As in, we'll announce single-play in count under it, and the right one looks like some multiplayer thing
10:32:48 <MK_FG> But maybe explained somewhere, or reddit probably figured it out already ;)
10:34:23 <norbert79> Well the image reminds me of the sun but colours changed
10:35:34 <norbert79> Btw I have seen a faked animation of the Half Life Logo 3 inside one of these, tried the same method using GIMP obviously didn't work.. :)
10:37:09 <norbert79> And that's not because the fault of GIMP, but by the fact, that it was fabricated
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10:37:25 <MK_FG> I think nasa takes pics of sun with similar colors after filters they use, iirc it was also blue there
10:38:05 <MK_FG> (as in some https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=sun+nasa )
10:38:12 <iceTwy> hola
10:38:27 <norbert79> MK_FG: Which would only refer to Portal 3
10:38:36 <iceTwy> MK_FG: supposedly, we shouldn't see the Sun as a yellow star
10:38:38 <norbert79> MK_FG: As Portal 2 had references about space
10:38:51 <joepie91> really though
10:38:53 <joepie91> the third image
10:38:58 <joepie91> has 1 + 1
10:38:59 <joepie91> = 2
10:38:59 <joepie91> lol
10:39:07 <joepie91> I'm kinda wondering if they tried to use that meme in there
10:39:07 <MK_FG> Thought they wanted to announce a console though
10:39:18 <MK_FG> Iirc Gabe hinted at it last week
10:39:26 <norbert79> Maybe it's about like: Gaming + Entertainment = Steam Box
10:39:43 <iceTwy> also joepie91
10:39:47 <joepie91> ohai iceTwy
10:39:52 <joepie91> we were just discussing http://store.steampowered.com/livingroom/
10:39:52 <iceTwy> hai
10:39:57 <joepie91> and the "valve can't count to 3" meme
10:39:58 <iceTwy> lemme see then
10:40:04 <joepie91> also xmpp
10:40:04 <joepie91> :P
10:40:11 <joepie91> also http://owely.com/11vOGiy
10:40:18 <norbert79> joepie91: Do you use an own XMPP server or a generic one?
10:40:22 <joepie91> generic
10:40:22 <norbert79> Just being curious
10:40:25 <norbert79> ok
10:40:25 <joepie91> neko.im as main
10:40:27 <joepie91> and also dukgo
10:40:30 <norbert79> ah
10:40:36 <norbert79> DuckDuckGo has it's own one??
10:40:49 <joepie91> yes
10:40:51 <norbert79> Cool
10:40:52 <MK_FG> Wat? You package prosody and don't use it!?
10:40:56 <norbert79> Didn't know
10:41:07 <joepie91> MK_FG: I use it, just not for my own xmpp needs
10:41:18 <joepie91> I really don't like server admin :)
10:41:35 <norbert79> Yeah, can be a pain
10:43:15 <iceTwy> blegh
10:43:19 <iceTwy> I have my own XMPP server
10:43:27 <iceTwy> (xmpp.)icetwy.re
10:45:03 <norbert79> My motto is host only as much as needed
10:45:12 <norbert79> everything else is overkill
10:45:31 <joepie91> MK_FG: basically, neko.im works fine, there are no features I'm missing, and hosting my stuff there is not a problem privacy- or security-wise
10:45:33 <joepie91> so, why not?
10:45:36 <joepie91> err, hosting my account there *
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11:04:48 <MK_FG> No complaints from me, just thought it was strange ;)
11:27:53 <joepie91> strange? :o
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11:53:56 <MK_FG> Fishy!
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13:00:32 <joepie91> .tw https://twitter.com/joepie91/status/382124687599230976
13:00:32 <botpie91> Anatomy of a parser:A timelapse video of a parser I am currently writing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzGYrgFMhs0&hd=1 (@joepie91)
13:00:37 <joepie91> oh
13:00:41 <joepie91> this botpie needs a restart
13:00:42 <joepie91> moment
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13:01:03 <joepie91> .tw https://twitter.com/joepie91/status/382124687599230976
13:01:03 <botpie91> Anatomy of a parser: A timelapse video of a parser I am currently writing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzGYrgFMhs0&hd=1 (@joepie91)
13:01:09 <joepie91> there, now it understands how to newline properly
13:01:09 <joepie91> :)
13:01:54 <norbert79> \n ? :)
13:02:16 <norbert79> Anyway this reminds me of those painting recordings
13:02:24 <vld> .tw http://google.com
13:02:24 <botpie91> vld: Give me a link, a username, or a tweet id
13:02:30 <vld> .tw http://twitter.google.com
13:02:30 <botpie91> vld: Give me a link, a username, or a tweet id
13:02:32 <vld> hmm.
13:02:37 <norbert79> .tw n0rbert79
13:02:38 <botpie91> Four uniformed NYPD officers were at my subway stop tonight asking me to upgrade to iOS 7. Not a joke! pic.twitter.com/CGdR2RqtKJ (@n0rbert79)
13:02:41 <vld> time to check the git
13:02:47 <norbert79> ah, so it shows the last tweet
13:03:45 <norbert79> .tw help
13:03:45 <botpie91> Sorry, couldn't get a tweet from https://twitter.com/help?1379941425.32 (@help)
13:03:58 <norbert79> .help tw
13:04:09 <norbert79> hehhe, yeah, I am missing help for my things too :)
13:05:41 <joepie91> norbert79: no, not \n
13:05:43 <joepie91>
13:05:51 <joepie91> oh dear
13:05:55 <joepie91> vld is going to play with botpie again
13:06:39 <norbert79> Make the bot ignore him
13:06:53 <norbert79> Solves some issues
13:07:03 <vld> yes, close your eyes
13:07:07 <vld> everything will be fixed
13:07:21 <joepie91> norbert79: I'd rather have vld play with botpie than $random_skid
13:08:08 <norbert79> vld: That sounded hot! :)
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13:38:41 <cayce> DICKS
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13:47:25 <MK_FG> cayce, Who?
13:48:08 <cayce> nothing, writing an essay
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14:06:22 <cayce> NP: [Tom Zé - Tropicalea Jact Est] [Tropicália Lixo Lógico] [320kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
14:06:26 <cayce> <3<3<3
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14:23:56 <cayce> this. this fucking shit, man.
14:23:58 <cayce> NP: [Shazalakazoo feat. Sofija Knezevic - Sunny Side Of The Street] [CD 1 - Tempo, Tempo, Tempo] [973kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
14:24:18 <cayce> this is the kind of shit that makes me wish I had a portable music device
14:25:15 <cayce> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5lSBLzdjk <----
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14:45:53 <zxcvbnm> herro derr
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15:38:01 <cayce> herro
15:38:37 <tommykaineM> ola?
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15:39:05 <cayce> herro!
15:39:13 <cayce> haha, I'm so weird
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15:39:34 <cayce> my coffee cup was too hot so I set it down slowly and said "There was just a little bit too much burning of my hand involved with that process"
15:46:44 <zxcvbnm> :P
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17:22:17 <Macbeth> Oi
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19:15:04 <MK_FG> Oh, so it was SteamOS that Valve announced
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19:20:18 <lysobit> Oh, wow. That sure is going to do some damage to the PS and Xbox.
19:21:04 <lysobit> No licensing fees... multiple console manufacturers for the same OS
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19:23:20 <lysobit> Plus, it's basically free if you use an existing computer
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19:25:06 <MK_FG> Would certainly be awesome if it will do some damage, indeed ;)
19:25:45 <lysobit> Plus this is great news for Linux
19:26:28 <lysobit> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBUgEx_91BU
19:26:50 <MK_FG> Guess joepie91 was right back then when predicted that Valve won't be making mostly-proprietary console, with mostly-closed distro bound to hardware as I thought they'd do
19:27:27 <lysobit> Valve is a company that appreciates the need for openness and the modding community
19:27:40 <MK_FG> Good news for everyone, not just linux \o/
19:27:54 <lysobit> Many of their games are a direct result from people modding their older games
19:28:58 <MK_FG> Yeah, their tactics certainly seem kinda different than how usual large company (e.g. their competitors MS and Sony here) behave
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19:30:23 <tommykaineM> lol video
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19:31:24 <tommykaineM> so what u guys think will happen with them in the future?
19:32:26 <MK_FG> Hope they thought it through, and this thing is easy and useful enough, so they succeed on PCs with SteamOS, at least ;)
19:32:59 <MK_FG> Also hopefully they won't follow Ubuntu in their "separate island" thing
19:33:29 <tommykaineM> poor ubun they threw him out long ago lol
19:34:58 <MK_FG> Actually, if linux somehow manages to take over non-enterprise PC market due to that, it'd be huge
19:35:29 <MK_FG> It'd be like everywhere except in shitty company PCs ;)
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19:38:38 <tommykaineM> id like to see the steam os in homes or just to run on pcs
19:38:56 <tommykaineM> as lone be pretty big
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19:48:39 <tommykaineM> Nintendo has been down with their profit wonder whats going on
19:58:00 <norbert79_xchat> Aaah, discussions about the SteamOS
19:58:04 <norbert79_xchat> right
19:58:16 <norbert79_xchat> Well, if Pulseaudio can get better finally it will be a Win for me
19:59:37 <tommykaineM> there stoll in the past lol
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20:04:29 <iceTwy> the Steam OS?
20:04:36 <iceTwy> are Valve releasing a Steam OS?
20:04:42 <iceTwy> everyone's releasing their OS nowadays
20:04:46 <iceTwy> kinda meaningless if you'd ask me
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20:10:31 <Zoned> icetwy hai
20:10:31 <tommykaineM> kinda but opens up more for devlopeds
20:11:02 <iceTwy> Zoned hai
20:11:05 <Zoned> sup
20:11:18 <Zoned> Fuck, for one day I'd just like firefox to not crash 20 fucking times
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20:15:27 <norbert79_xchat> Weird, have no issues
20:16:16 <MK_FG> It usually crashed on specific pages for me
20:16:27 <MK_FG> Like, for some reason, eff news pages ;)
20:16:58 <MK_FG> Also very different between versions, I think current aurora doesn't crash on eff any longer
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21:46:25 <Macbeth> Hi all
21:46:50 <tommykaineM> welcome
21:47:10 <Macbeth> Are you new?
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21:49:57 <tommykaineM> to the irc yes lol
21:50:06 <Macbeth> lol, OK
21:50:08 <tommykaineM> channel#
21:51:16 <lysobit> Are you new in general?
21:51:49 <Macbeth> He is
21:51:56 <Macbeth> He recently joined my channel
21:52:04 <x> meow
21:52:25 <x> :3
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21:52:29 <BOTS_SUCK> LOL!!
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21:52:56 <tommykaineM> yep i been in and out a while never really registered or joined in covrsations
21:53:07 * x goes over to LastOneStanding and does cat things for attention
21:53:09 <x> meow
21:53:36 <Macbeth> LOLOLoLolol
21:53:55 <Macbeth> <!--
21:53:55 <Macbeth>
21:53:55 <Macbeth> //Opens an inputbox asking the user what their age is
21:53:55 <Macbeth> var ageTest = prompt("What is your age?")
21:53:55 <Macbeth> //This says that if the age is under 18, it will give a popup that says that all of the blood that was never in the game anyway is being taken out
21:53:57 * x paws at LastOneStanding's hair
21:53:57 <Macbeth> if(ageTest <= 17)
21:53:59 <Macbeth> {
21:54:01 <Macbeth> alert("Alright... You can play... But I'm taking out all of that blood and gore that was never in the game anyway...")
21:54:04 <Macbeth> }
21:54:06 <Macbeth> else
21:54:08 <Macbeth> {
21:54:10 <Macbeth> alert("Well alrighty then! Glad you're the legal age! Now you can play the game, with all of he blood and gore added in, though there never was any anyway...")
21:54:13 <Macbeth> }
21:54:15 <Macbeth> //This is where the story begins...
21:54:17 <Macbeth> alert("You are walking down the road, when a gang of street thugs run out of the shadows, and pull a knife on you. How you did not see them there, though it is the middle of the say? We may never know. What do you want to do?! Answer the next few boxes with 'yes' or 'no'")
21:54:21 <Macbeth> //This will ask the user what they plan to do with these thugs...
21:54:25 <Macbeth> var attackThugsOne = prompt("Do you want to attack the thugs?!")
21:54:27 <Macbeth> //This will go about the attacking of the thugs, if the user did or not.
21:54:29 <Macbeth>
21:54:31 <Macbeth> if(attackThugsOne === "yes")
21:54:33 <Macbeth> {
21:54:35 <Macbeth> alert("You foolishly attack the thugs... God only knows why you, a computer nerd, would attack a gang of armed street thugs... You lunge at them, and the guy that purple hair pulls a knife on you. You kick the knife out of his hands, and he grips his wrist in pain. Maybe this wasn't such an awful idea after all... You then move on to punch the man with the mohawk, but he ducks. This is a really long popup... He lunges at you, an
21:54:40 <Macbeth> d smacks you in the nose. As you realise that you're bleeding, you grab the knife that the first guy was holding, and use it to cut the belt of the mohawk man. He grips his pants, and runs into the sunset, cussing to himself.")
21:54:44 <Macbeth> }
21:54:46 <Macbeth> else
21:54:48 <Macbeth> {
21:54:50 <Macbeth> alert("You decide not to attack. You reach for your wallet, swiftly, to get this over with, and you give the man with the knife a start. He get's scared, and stabs you. You bleed out, and in 15 minutes are dead.")
21:54:55 <Macbeth> window.location = "http://www.capolino.livejournal.com/"
21:54:57 <Macbeth> }
21:54:59 <Macbeth> //Both of the outcomes were the same, so let's move on.
21:55:01 <Macbeth> alert("You stop to ponder what the **** just happened here, and, not wanting anything else to happen, you pick up your wallet, and head home. But, aw heall naw, this here is a game. You're in for a lot more crap then that... When you get home, you are greeted by two thugs. Not the same ones, but you know what I'm talking about here... Pushing your luck, you chuck a vase at them. Right at that moment, Chuck-freakin-Norris busts throu
21:55:06 <Macbeth> gh the door, and winks at both of the the burglers. They both clutch their hearts, and die... This 'game' is going NO WHERE. Do you want to thank chuch and send him on his way? Don't forget that the next few boxes only react to 'yes' or 'no'")
21:55:10 <Macbeth> //This is going to open a prompt box saking what the user would like do do with Chuck Norris.
21:55:12 <Macbeth> var thankChuck = prompt("Do you say 'Thank you Chuck! You can go now...' or do you pull a gun on him, because, hell, he broke into your house too!! For the first option, say 'Thank Him' for the second, say 'Pull Gun'")
21:55:15 <Macbeth> //This will be the outcome is the user says "yes"
21:55:17 <Macbeth> if(thankChuck === "Thank Him") {
21:55:19 <Macbeth> alert("Chuck gets mad that you would just send him on his way, and breaks your neck.")
21:55:21 <Macbeth> window.location("http://www.capolino.livejournal.com/")
21:55:25 <Macbeth> }
21:55:27 <Macbeth> //This is what will happen if you pull the gun...
21:55:29 <Macbeth> else {
21:55:31 <Macbeth> alert("Chuck is flattered that you pulled the gun on him, and, thinking that you are being playful, grabs the gun. He shoots you, and you fall to the ground. Chuck Norris runs, after seeing that it was in fact a real gun, and was never seen again.")
21:55:35 <Macbeth> }
21:55:37 <Macbeth>
21:55:39 <Macbeth> //A kind stranger...
21:55:41 <Macbeth> alert("A kind stranger comes along, and sees you on the floor of your house, along with two dead burglers, and a smashed vase. He calls 911, and an ambulance get's there in 5 minutes. You are mounted into the back, and rushed to the hospital.")
21:55:45 <Macbeth>
21:55:47 <Macbeth> //In the hospital...
21:55:49 <Macbeth> alert("You get to the hospital, and are put onto a table. You pass out and wake up in a bed that smells like thick cleaner.")
21:55:54 <Macbeth>
21:55:56 <Macbeth> //A doctor comes in. Out of bed.
21:55:58 <Macbeth> alert("You ask what happened, and then suddenly, it all comes back to you. You hop out of your bed, and run out into the steet. You try to thing where Chuck Norris would be, and then you get an idea! He's probably somewhere programming computers!! (Not really, but what ever...)")
21:56:01 <tommykaineM> organ trail 101? lol
21:56:02 <Macbeth>
21:56:04 <Macbeth> //You go to find Chuck
21:56:06 <Macbeth> alert("You go to the nearest computer cafe, and sure enough, there he is. Drinking coffee, and writing code.")
21:56:09 <Macbeth>
21:56:11 <Macbeth> //Devise attack...
21:56:13 <Macbeth> alert("You need to decide how to attack...")
21:56:15 <Macbeth>
21:56:17 <Macbeth> //Define variable for how to attack Chuck
21:56:19 <Macbeth>
21:56:21 <Macbeth> JavaScript
21:56:25 <Macbeth> fun stuff
21:56:27 <Macbeth> huh?
21:57:03 <tommykaineM> messing with ya
21:59:47 <x> leasuresuit larry had a better story line :p
22:00:09 <Macbeth> har har har har har
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22:00:16 <x> ;D
22:00:17 <Macbeth> I don't code to make a story line
22:00:24 <Macbeth> It's just a stress thing
22:00:29 <Macbeth> It relaxes me
22:00:34 <Macbeth> Like a puzzle
22:00:44 * x twas only kidding around <3
22:00:50 <x> it was pretty good
22:00:55 <Macbeth> Ha ha, thanks
22:00:59 <x> :)
22:01:16 <Macbeth> It;s just a stree reliever, I don't think I'm gonna make any money off it :P
22:01:31 <Macbeth> But marketing choose your own adventure programs could be a good thing...
22:01:36 <Macbeth> Eh, what ever
22:01:52 * x misses old games like those
22:01:58 <Macbeth> Yeah
22:02:00 <Macbeth> Fun stuff
22:02:02 * x remembers his atari 2600
22:02:04 <x> :3
22:02:06 <Macbeth> 0.0
22:02:26 <Macbeth> I had a CD-Rom that had every 2600 game ever made on it
22:02:26 <x> :p
22:02:52 <x> yeah but I had teh cartridges :P
22:02:57 <x> lol
22:02:59 <Macbeth> Yeah
22:03:16 <Macbeth> have you guys seen joe today?
22:03:32 <x> which one?
22:03:41 <Macbeth> pie91
22:03:43 * x knows a lot of joes :P
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22:03:45 <x> oh
22:03:47 <Macbeth> ha ha
22:04:01 <x> was on here just before you guys started chatting
22:04:16 <Macbeth> oh ok
22:04:49 <x> brb me :3
22:04:54 <MK_FG> wth would you spam channel like that
22:05:24 <Macbeth> Well, we were the only ones here, and there was just our conversation, so I didn't think it would bother anyone
22:05:24 <x> that spam has a good plot twist imo
22:05:25 <x> :P
22:05:46 <x> MK_FG: :3 hai o/
22:05:52 <MK_FG> Still, imo pastebin would've been much nicer
22:05:52 <Macbeth> If there were active people I wouldn't have posted it
22:05:59 <Macbeth> Yeah
22:06:01 <Macbeth> Sorry
22:06:07 <MK_FG> x, o/
22:06:18 <MK_FG> \o
22:06:20 <x> :D
22:06:22 <MK_FG> \o o/
22:06:30 <MK_FG> (ettin mutant)
22:06:30 <x> \:D/
22:06:38 <Macbeth> he he he
22:08:03 <x> brb getting noms
22:17:04 <Zoned> icetwy you around?
22:19:34 <LastOneStanding> hai x
22:24:08 <Zoned> x...xx
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22:55:52 <tommykaineM> always leaving
22:57:41 <tommykaineM> anything going on out there :p
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23:34:35 <GrillaOntology> howdy
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