Cryto! 17 August 2013

00:21:17 <lady-3jane> man that's fuckin convenient
00:21:44 * lady-3jane sighs
00:21:53 <lady-3jane> first time shopping: done!
00:21:56 <lady-3jane> 40 minutes :>
00:21:57 <joepie91> ** We need to create an LLC and open a bank account in the LLC's name. We are trying to find a community bank with business support if we can, but welcome to company life... we may get stuck with an international financial retard corporation.
00:22:00 <joepie91> this is disgusting
00:22:04 <joepie91> literally
00:22:05 <joepie91> disgusting
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00:22:14 <joepie91> ohai Ari.
00:22:15 <lady-3jane> what is business support
00:22:24 <joepie91> lady-3jane: read between the lines
00:22:29 <Ari> ohai joepie91
00:22:31 <joepie91> this effectively means "going commercial"
00:22:34 <joepie91> Ari, just in time
00:22:39 <joepie91>
00:22:54 <lady-3jane> I'd bet any and all community banks would do it
00:22:55 <lady-3jane> :/
00:23:13 <lady-3jane> also my bank, which is one of the largest community banks
00:23:19 <lady-3jane> (which is why I picked it)
00:25:20 <lady-3jane> they do all the fancy shit lol
00:25:45 <lady-3jane> you ought to see their earnings numbers
00:25:48 <lady-3jane> they're great
00:26:08 <lady-3jane> it's like 0.79%/yr profit for the last 10 years
00:27:06 <Ari> joepie91: tell Emmi if xhe needs any help, I'll be happy to do webdev stuff (backend, frontend, you name it)
00:27:29 <Ari> (sorry 'bout the pronouns, didn't want to assume gender)
00:27:48 <lady-3jane> I thought it was zhe
00:27:49 <lady-3jane> haha
00:27:51 <Ari> lol
00:28:00 <Ari> there's xe, ze, xhe, zhe, and fucking 100000000 others
00:28:06 <lady-3jane> yeah
00:28:15 <lady-3jane> zhe was the one I actually heard about
00:28:43 <Ari> mmkay
00:28:58 * Ari shoots tumblr's CE- wait no, Yahoo!'s CEO in the head
00:29:22 <lady-3jane> I dunno how I feel about that
00:29:39 <lady-3jane> instinctually I think she'll kill tumblr, but she's managing to somehow make yahoo profitable and useful again
00:29:48 <lady-3jane> so like
00:29:50 <lady-3jane> there's that
00:30:20 <Ari> and then
00:30:21 <lady-3jane> if she manages to turn yahoo around... I'll be forced to at least give her a modicum of credit
00:30:27 <Ari> there's them banning the porn tags on tumblr iphone
00:30:28 <Ari> lol
00:30:31 <Ari> not a good plan
00:30:35 <lady-3jane> I don't take issue with that
00:30:42 <Ari> yeah but
00:30:45 <Ari> 99% of tumblr does
00:30:47 <lady-3jane> please don't use a child's toy and expect it to be an adult's toy
00:30:59 <lady-3jane> apple does not do adult content
00:31:00 <Ari> about half of tumblr is fandoms.
00:31:01 <lady-3jane> end of story
00:31:02 <Ari> Fandoms = porn
00:31:08 <Ari> they should just tell people to use the mobile site then
00:31:12 <lady-3jane> yes
00:31:14 <Ari> not offer a limited version on iphone
00:31:29 <lady-3jane> it would also be stupid for them to throw away all those people who use the app
00:31:40 <Ari> yep
00:31:42 <lady-3jane> they have to comply with apple's terms or they don't get an app
00:31:47 <lady-3jane> sooooooo porn tags go
00:32:06 <lady-3jane> it's stupid, yeah, but I'd be taking the issue up with apple
00:32:34 <Ari> mmmhm
00:32:35 <Ari> whatever
00:32:38 <Ari> I don't care ^^
00:32:41 <lady-3jane> (which is why I don't like apple. I'm not a kid. Don't treat me like one)
00:32:48 <lady-3jane> :P
00:34:40 <Ari> lol
00:34:42 <Ari> yep
00:41:48 <joepie91>
00:41:53 <joepie91> just piblished
00:41:56 <joepie91> Ari: honestly, fuck YAN
00:42:03 <joepie91> see above post
00:42:04 <Ari> why?
00:42:10 <joepie91> ^
00:42:23 <lady-3jane> haha
00:42:28 <lady-3jane> you've said that before
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00:43:57 <Ari> ...ah.
00:43:58 <Ari> xD
00:48:10 <joepie91> honestly, I've tried to be as polite as possible
00:48:11 <joepie91> in that blog postt
00:48:27 <Ari> yeah
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04:16:53 <monod> surprise surprise
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06:00:12 <fishultra> hello
06:00:44 <fishultra> whats going on
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09:14:37 <Ari> kay, sleep time. night all :3
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13:29:37 <joepie91>
13:29:45 <joepie91> recording of my OHM talk is online!
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13:32:38 <Cryto057> hay
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14:23:50 <Wod> Ebola.
14:26:21 <joepie91> ohai Wod, welcome to #crytocc, please be aware that this channel is publicly logged and be sure to read the topic
14:26:40 <Wod> Oh HELL YES, jow.
14:26:42 <Wod> Joe*
14:28:57 <dpk> *publically
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15:19:22 <mikaa> thx listening...
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23:32:12 <dpk> joepie91: Björn does, but he's not about
23:32:20 <dpk> i may be able to help, though
23:32:23 <dpk> what do you need?
23:32:23 <joepie91> okay, what was confusing
23:32:23 <joepie91> :P
23:32:25 <joepie91> that *
23:32:28 <joepie91> well, I have this
23:32:29 <joepie91>
23:32:39 <joepie91> a bunch of xpath expressions that I wrote to find metadata about an article
23:32:42 <joepie91> automatically
23:32:47 <dpk> ok
23:32:49 <joepie91> is it non-sense, or would it work?
23:32:59 <joepie91> oh
23:33:00 <joepie91> wait
23:33:03 <dpk> looks good to me
23:33:18 <joepie91>
23:33:19 <joepie91> fixed version
23:33:21 <joepie91> fucked up the title
23:33:37 <dpk> if you're using it from Python lxml, you'll need to fuck around with namespaces though
23:33:40 <joepie91> I also fucked up the last div >.>
23:33:41 <joepie91> nah, PHP
23:33:53 <dpk> cool, that might be able to handle it
23:34:11 <joepie91>
23:34:14 <joepie91> now it should be good
23:34:19 <joepie91> but yeah
23:34:22 <joepie91> syntax-wise it makes sense?
23:34:46 <joepie91> (also, it's for new anonnews)
23:34:53 <dpk> hmm
23:35:01 <dpk> this might be problem: //div[@class='embed-content' or @class='article' or @class='body' or @class='post_content']/text()
23:35:04 <dpk> but i don't know
23:35:13 <joepie91> what do you think might cause the issue?
23:35:24 <dpk> brain tells me that or inside a [] thingie might cause eschaton
23:35:27 <dpk> at least with XPath 1.0
23:35:37 <dpk> but could be completely making up
23:35:45 <joepie91> hm
23:35:47 <dpk> actually, hmm
23:35:49 <dpk> well, try it
23:35:53 <joepie91> I saw 'and' used in a cheatsheet
23:35:53 <dpk> see if it works, heh
23:35:58 <joepie91> that's hard
23:35:58 <joepie91> :P
23:35:59 <dpk> oh, right. should work then
23:36:02 <joepie91> some of this stuff comes from docs
23:36:04 <dpk> hard?
23:36:08 <joepie91> so I have no real test-cases yet
23:36:09 <joepie91> for some of these
23:36:16 <dpk> oh, PHP
23:36:20 <dpk> so: no REPL
23:36:23 <joepie91> REPL?
23:36:28 <dpk> man, how do you live with this thing
23:36:34 * joepie91 recognizes the abbreviation
23:36:34 <dpk> read-eval-print loop
23:36:39 <dpk> like Python's interactive mode
23:36:46 <joepie91> well
23:36:50 <joepie91> PHP *does* have interactive mode now
23:36:53 <dpk> (when you jsut type "python" and no arguments)
23:36:54 <dpk> oh?
23:36:56 <joepie91> yes
23:36:58 <joepie91> since 5.4 or so
23:37:02 <dpk> heh, right
23:37:03 <joepie91> they just kinda fucked up with the ctrl+C keybinding
23:37:09 <dpk> hah
23:37:10 <joepie91> it exits the interactive interpreter
23:37:12 <dpk> always quites?
23:37:15 <joepie91> massively confusing if you're a python dev
23:37:15 <dpk> yeah, thought so
23:37:16 <joepie91> lol
23:37:32 <joepie91> have to make sure I don't use it as an easy "select all and delete"
23:37:33 <joepie91> :p
23:37:42 <dpk> it's not unique in this, but it's annoying everywhere
23:38:08 <dpk> ⌃C == stop trying to evaluate this expression ; ⌃D == exit interpreter. HOW IS THAT HARD
23:38:14 <dpk> anyway, </rant> and so on
23:38:24 <joepie91> yes, exactly
23:38:25 <joepie91> heh
23:38:32 <joepie91> it should do that
23:38:34 <joepie91> but PHP doesn't
23:38:38 <joepie91> (of course not, it's PHP)
23:38:43 <joepie91> (what did I expect)
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23:39:55 <joepie91> anyway, dpk, thanks for halp
23:39:56 <joepie91> :p
23:40:01 <dpk> yw!
23:40:07 <dpk> let me know if any problems
23:40:11 <joepie91> I speak virtually no xpath, pretty much just pieceing stuff together from cheatsheets
23:40:11 <joepie91> will do :P
23:40:19 <dpk> probably going to sleep now or soon though
23:41:54 <joepie91> this is certainly not a one day project
23:41:55 <joepie91> so that's fine