Cryto! 13 April 2013
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04:48:39 <lady-3jane> NP: [MiM0SA - Pandora] [Pschedelic Stereo] [230kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
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07:50:45 <monod> hello again guys
07:51:08 * monod is studying the wonderful world of probabilities this morning.
08:22:04 <MK_FG> Ah, playing poker, you mean
08:23:28 <monod> hahaha
08:23:43 <monod> nope, reading Gubner's famous book :)
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08:58:01 <monod> PLEASE, check this out xDDD http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manager%20trois&defid=7016858
08:58:27 <monod> the definition xDD
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11:02:32 <devslashrnd> .bitcoin
11:02:33 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $116.01, 1 BTC = €91.00
11:06:09 <zest> lol
11:16:00 <crytocc-c> hi
11:51:10 <twitchyliquid64> hi
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12:45:07 <zest> if BTC price go down bellow
12:45:19 <zest> * below 100$ its time to buyy
12:45:22 <zest> * buy
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14:35:49 <lady-3jane> awh my back is sore
14:35:51 <lady-3jane> :(
14:36:03 <lady-3jane> I dug a ditch yesterday haha
15:23:34 <IR601> grave?
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17:28:31 <lady-3jane> IR601:) no, we're running services and they need to be underground
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17:32:56 <MK_FG> hah
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18:16:45 <lady-3jane> and soon we will run another trench
18:17:00 <lady-3jane> but that one has core services not just some water and power
18:17:20 <lady-3jane> cable, eth, power, fiber, phone
18:17:41 <lady-3jane> will be legit
18:18:11 <lady-3jane> spec some multimode in case the isp lets em hook into the trunk that is out front of the house
18:18:37 <lady-3jane> hmm maybe I should tell him to put some singlemode in too, just in case that's what they're running
18:18:39 <lady-3jane> heh
18:21:38 <why_slap_option> heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo everybody
18:23:09 <MK_FG> Ya ya
18:24:40 <lady-3jane> :>
18:24:41 <lady-3jane> It'
18:24:45 <lady-3jane> It'll be a fun project
18:24:59 <joepie91> ryan: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1c9hoa/another_scary_stackoverflow_question_from/
18:25:03 <joepie91> also cc others
18:25:13 <lady-3jane> I hope we can do it without a ditch witch
18:25:19 <lady-3jane> we will all be fit afterwards :D
18:26:08 <lady-3jane> O.o
18:26:11 <lady-3jane> why round :/
18:26:22 <joepie91> also, MK_FG, hai
18:27:02 <joepie91> also, lady-3jane, this particular comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1c9hoa/another_scary_stackoverflow_question_from/c9edplu
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18:28:03 <lady-3jane> that's a logical fallacy
18:28:10 <lady-3jane> It's... I forget the name
18:28:19 <lady-3jane> something like "big hard world fallacy"
18:28:26 <joepie91> honestly, he does have a point
18:28:27 <lady-3jane> :/
18:28:32 <joepie91> even if it's not a good argument against what he is responding to
18:28:36 <joepie91> but the comment in itself.. yeah well
18:29:30 <lady-3jane> it's pure fucking useless cynicism
18:30:46 <wh1t3r4b_> did someone say phallic?
18:30:48 <lady-3jane> why_slap_option:) nice name. I don't know you. Ask before you pm me, or be significantly more up front about what you want.
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18:31:16 <joepie91> quick thought: I've seen several attempts now at trying to figure out who Satoshi is or are
18:31:28 <joepie91> but none of them seems to use the genesis block as a base
18:31:45 <lady-3jane> heh
18:31:49 <joepie91> as in, run statistical analysis on the transactions that have occurred from the genesis blocks and the first few blocks after that, that are known to have been mined by Satoshi
18:32:05 <lady-3jane> wasn't it a british paper?
18:32:10 <joepie91> first 5 blocks or so it is?
18:32:13 <joepie91> lady-3jane: ?
18:32:17 <lady-3jane> the quote
18:32:28 <lady-3jane> in the first or second block
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18:32:43 <why_slap_option> all i want is know you so can talk to people
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18:33:02 <joepie91> lady-3jane: I'm not sure what you are refering to
18:33:16 <lady-3jane> joepie91:) really? there's text embedded in the first block
18:33:19 <why_slap_option> everybody and
18:33:52 <lady-3jane> https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Genesis_block
18:34:04 <lady-3jane> see "raw block data"
18:34:06 <joepie91> oh, in that sense
18:34:12 <joepie91> that still doesn't tell you who Satoshi is
18:34:18 <joepie91> it's a hint at best
18:34:33 <lady-3jane> No, but if everything else was as calculated, I doubt that is any less so
18:35:37 <lady-3jane> why_slap_option:) then get to know us by interacting out here. I hate it when people PM me. It's like some stranger walking up and shouting in my ear on the street.
18:35:53 <why_slap_option> haha
18:36:06 <why_slap_option> are you hacker
18:36:10 <lady-3jane> no.
18:36:15 <joepie91> also, why_slap_option, hai, welcome to #crytocc, please be advised that this channel is publicly logged, and please read the topic
18:36:33 <joepie91> (and please do so before talking any further, for reasons that will become obvious from reading the topic)
18:37:09 <why_slap_option> whats the topic
18:37:22 <lady-3jane> top of the window, usually
18:37:47 <why_slap_option> aaron swatz
18:38:12 <why_slap_option> ?
18:38:26 <joepie91> well, that's the correct line
18:38:27 <MK_FG> Hahaah, I liike how people only read the last 3 words of topic, ALWAYS!
18:38:28 <joepie91> but be sure to read the rest as well
18:38:38 <joepie91> but at least you're looking in the right place :P
18:38:56 <joepie91> (perhaps qwebirc should consider making the topic of a channel a bit more obvious...)
18:39:55 <why_slap_option> ive read all
18:40:14 <joepie91> alright, additional remark: "cracking" refers to what most people consider "hacking"
18:40:15 <why_slap_option> and i dont find it
18:40:23 <joepie91> being breaking into things, and stuff like that
18:40:34 <joepie91> so if your question "are you a hacker" refered to "are you a developer", it's fine
18:40:39 <joepie91> if it refered to "do you break into things", it's not :)
18:40:46 <why_slap_option> hum
18:40:57 <why_slap_option> soo whats the topic
18:41:08 <lady-3jane> you read it >_>
18:41:19 <joepie91> I think he's refering to conversational topic
18:41:20 <joepie91> :P
18:41:21 <why_slap_option> bitching hackers
18:41:33 <joepie91> why_slap_option: development/programming is the primary topic
18:41:41 <joepie91> although anything goes, as long as it doesn't break any of the rules
18:41:56 <why_slap_option> okok
18:42:29 <why_slap_option> could you help me create hax for video game
18:42:48 <why_slap_option> npoonononono
18:43:02 <why_slap_option> i did not say this
18:43:55 <why_slap_option> could you help me create thing for my trickshot videos
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18:44:41 <joepie91> I'm not quite sure what you are refering to
18:44:51 * joepie91 is not a gamer
18:45:08 <why_slap_option> how did you do this
18:45:24 <joepie91> ?
18:45:42 <why_slap_option> * jopie is not a gamer
18:45:42 * joepie91 this?
18:45:45 <joepie91> ah
18:45:46 <why_slap_option> yeah
18:45:48 <joepie91> start your message with /me
18:45:53 <why_slap_option> lol
18:45:56 <devslashrnd> u forgot rl-hackers joepie91 - opening bottles with a lighter, cookin soup with coffeemachine,... - r u hacker? for sure
18:46:01 <joepie91> /me something
18:46:02 * joepie91 something
18:46:25 <joepie91> devslashrnd: the primary difference between hacking and cracking is that hacking is constructive while cracking is destructive
18:46:41 <joepie91> cooking soup with a coffee machine is a constructive act, and therefore hacking, not cracking
18:46:42 <joepie91> :)
18:47:00 <why_slap_option> nice quote
18:47:02 <lady-3jane> nom nom coffee
18:47:06 <devslashrnd> for me its findin unconventional uses for conventional stuff
18:47:13 <joepie91> well, that's usually "hacking"
18:47:17 <joepie91> something can be both, by the way
18:47:37 <joepie91> breaking PS3 firmware to run Linux on it despite firmware not allowing it, is both cracking and hacking
18:47:47 <joepie91> the cracking part is breaking the firmware, the hacking part is making something run on it that previously didn't
18:47:51 <joepie91> and that it was never intended for
18:48:01 <joepie91> (cracking is also not necessarily malicious)
18:48:14 <why_slap_option> im a pranker
18:48:59 <why_slap_option> do
18:49:10 <why_slap_option> msgbox"lol"
18:49:11 <why_slap_option> loop
18:50:21 <joepie91> vbscript!
18:50:48 <devslashrnd> vbscript is evil
18:52:22 <lady-3jane> NP: [OutKast - Hey Ya!] [The Love Below] [2801kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
18:54:05 <lady-3jane> ha ha win
18:54:08 <lady-3jane> hacktivismo
18:54:09 <lady-3jane> best word
18:54:54 <joepie91> sounds like the hipster version of 'hacktivist'? :P
18:56:08 <why_slap_option> lol
18:56:22 <lady-3jane> yeah
18:56:28 <lady-3jane> It's like chavismo
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18:56:52 <lady-3jane> which is the late chavez's political party's name
18:57:42 <lady-3jane> there's another word I can't find online... it's a spanish word with the same suffic
18:57:45 <lady-3jane> suffix *
18:57:57 <why_slap_option> could you help me revenge
18:58:00 <lady-3jane> But it has to do with one's... I want to say manliness
18:58:06 <lady-3jane> or prowess or whatever
18:58:35 <why_slap_option> hey
18:59:21 <why_slap_option> who want help me revenge on assholes
18:59:48 <lady-3jane> No.
18:59:55 <joepie91> why_slap_option: I think you're in the wrong channel for that
19:00:02 <devslashrnd> machismo
19:00:28 <lady-3jane> ahh thanks devslashrnd
19:01:07 <lady-3jane> I can't remember english words half the time, it's even worse for languages I don't speka
19:01:09 <lady-3jane> :D
19:01:11 <lady-3jane> * speak
19:02:07 <why_slap_option> me gusto this channel
19:03:58 <lady-3jane> I think the thing I'm going to start teaching people is about do-ocracies
19:04:04 <lady-3jane> that seems like a good seed to plant
19:04:36 <why_slap_option> huh
19:05:31 * why_slap_option likes this channel and all his people hack channel is empty
19:05:51 <why_slap_option> the hack channel is empty
19:08:18 <why_slap_option> hello
19:08:20 <devslashrnd> crazy people doin things? do-ocrazies
19:08:46 <wh1t3r4bb1t> hack channel is empty because I decentralized the worlds monetary system. Earth will also implode in less than 5 min.. Make peace with your soul.
19:09:00 <lady-3jane> beam me up, scotty
19:09:53 * why_slap_option will never be in peace with his soul
19:12:31 <lady-3jane> Lucifer son of the morning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth!
19:12:34 <why_slap_option> unless if he had a revenge
19:12:43 <lady-3jane> I'm gonna put on an iron shirt and chase satan out of earth
19:12:56 <lady-3jane> I'm gonna put on an iron shirt and chase the devil out of earth
19:13:07 <lady-3jane> I'm gonna send him to outer space, to find another race
19:13:24 <why_slap_option> ok its poeople at my school
19:13:43 <lady-3jane> I don't care about your shitty revenge ideas
19:13:46 <lady-3jane> thanks
19:13:52 <lady-3jane> This is the wrong channel for that
19:14:19 <why_slap_option> thank for slapping me with a large fishbot
19:16:59 <MK_FG> "Dismantling government will create a new age of free-market prosperity. How do we do it? Fling spiders at them. I'm an arachno-catapultist." (c) twitter
19:17:27 <lady-3jane> fuck yeah
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19:18:17 <devslashrnd> free-market prosperity... i tought thats part of the problem *confused*
19:18:21 <lady-3jane> MK_FG:) to where do I credit that quote
19:18:41 <MK_FG> @thitherward - I think
19:18:55 <why_slap_option> what are you creating guys
19:19:36 <lady-3jane> https://twitter.com/thitherward/status/321650896557727744
19:19:38 <lady-3jane> gotcha
19:20:03 <lady-3jane> woot.
19:20:04 <lady-3jane> NP: [Pendulum - Propane Nightmares] [In Silico] [1089kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
19:20:20 <why_slap_option> wtf is this
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19:32:25 <devslashrnd> .bitcoin
19:32:26 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $100.60, 1 BTC = €79.00
19:38:22 <lady-3jane> lol market is stable while everyone moves off mtgox
19:41:31 <devslashrnd> market is stable - weekend for daytrader. quote for myself, if u write a tradingbot, autopause it from friday noon to monday noon, market is even more insane
19:42:08 <ElectRo`> yes i want dem swings
19:42:39 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I'll say it again; Writing a social engine from scratch is hard work, but will be well worth it.
19:44:54 <wh1t3r4bb1t> 12:18 devslashrnd: free-market prosperity... i tought thats part of the problem *confused*
19:45:05 <wh1t3r4bb1t> It's not a free market.
19:45:37 <wh1t3r4bb1t> It's a regulated world market where only the super wealthy have rights to market freely.
19:45:47 <wh1t3r4bb1t> *currently*
19:45:55 * why_slap_option is a bastard
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19:55:19 <webuser25> when is the hacker attack against the Danish government?
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20:05:08 <webuser25> when is the hacker attack against the Danish government?
20:05:12 <crytoweb043> when is the hacker attack against the Danish government?
20:06:20 <lady-3jane> you keep asking about things that are not on-topic for this channel
20:06:40 <lady-3jane> or perhaps more accurately are decidedly off-topic
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20:10:29 <shikat> .bitcoin
20:10:30 <botpie91> 1 BTC = $95.90, 1 BTC = €76.00
20:17:34 <IR601> wow
20:28:29 * why_slap_option is making a website who wants to help him
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21:16:55 <joepie91> k
21:17:03 <joepie91> I automated my ahdjs archive updating http://owely.com/1blb2y
21:17:05 * lady-3jane wobbles
21:17:16 <joepie91> because fuck manual updating
21:17:17 <joepie91> :P
21:17:22 <lady-3jane> :>
21:17:39 <joepie91> interesting, lots and lots of skips
21:17:41 <lady-3jane> now you should name it something more useful, cronjob it, and have cron mail you the logs
21:17:46 <joepie91> haha
21:17:46 <joepie91> nah
21:17:52 * lady-3jane giggles
21:17:54 <lady-3jane> that's what I do >_>
21:18:05 <lady-3jane> except for the part about mailing me the logs
21:18:09 <lady-3jane> ain't nobody got time fo dat
21:18:46 <joepie91> also, lady-3jane, bonus
21:18:49 <joepie91> it auto-classifies it
21:18:51 <joepie91> based on a list of keywords
21:18:52 <joepie91> per artist
21:18:56 <joepie91> so I don't have to move shit around
21:18:57 <lady-3jane> ha ha ha
21:19:09 <joepie91> :)
21:19:35 <joepie91> and it throws everything else in here: http://ahdjs.archive.cryto.net/Other/
21:19:39 <joepie91> as in
21:19:43 <joepie91> everything it can't classifty
21:19:45 <joepie91> classify &
21:19:46 <joepie91> *
21:19:51 <joepie91> wow, wtf is up with my typing :|
21:20:47 <joepie91> btw, lady-3jane
21:20:53 <joepie91> it also auto-corrects live broadcasts
21:20:57 <joepie91> so that they have the recording date in front of them
21:21:03 <joepie91> rather than just "live"
21:21:57 <joepie91> oh, and it moves files that are too small to 'incomplete'
21:22:19 <joepie91> (under 70MB)
21:28:01 <lady-3jane> agh
21:28:08 * lady-3jane just broke into their own house
21:28:54 <joepie91> ?
21:30:58 <lady-3jane> lock on the front door is old and sometimes locks itself when you leave
21:31:11 <lady-3jane> like today, when I'm watering plants and of course don't have keys
21:31:45 <lady-3jane> joepie91:) ^
21:36:06 <joepie91> joepie91: aha
21:36:08 <joepie91> er
21:36:12 <joepie91> lady-3jane: aha *
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21:42:38 <lady-3jane> :>
21:43:13 <lady-3jane> It's why I feel secure in my house. If anyone ever breaks in they'll likely get re-locked-out trying to walk off with my shit
21:43:27 <lady-3jane> just to piss on their parade
21:43:29 <lady-3jane> :>
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21:45:33 <lady-3jane> NP: [Johnny Cash - 25 Minutes to Go] [At Folsom Prison] [2502kbps] DeaDBeeF 0.5.6-3jane
21:51:20 <joepie91> lady-3jane: hahaha
21:54:59 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Hmm
21:55:03 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Call to a member function select_cols() on a non-object
21:55:48 <wh1t3r4bb1t> However, I do believe that by assigning my PDO class to the variable it automatically becomes an object
21:56:02 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Am I wrong?
21:58:29 <joepie91> "I know this isnt a press release, but I did notice the hackers saying that they can have all military control over thier systems, so maybe you guys can do something?!"
21:58:38 <joepie91> well, then perhaps you shouldn't be submitting it as a press release
21:58:46 <joepie91> and post it in the forums, as instructed
21:58:46 <joepie91> ..
21:58:52 <joepie91> herp derp
21:58:55 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Haha
21:59:14 <joepie91> also, wh1t3r4bb1t, your question requires code
21:59:28 <joepie91> --
21:59:29 <joepie91> Hello fellow Anonymous members, We have been underestimated and told to shut up and finish rioting and protesting.
21:59:29 <joepie91> But we shall not be silenced!
21:59:29 <joepie91> We have to show them that the people of this world have power and a voice to everything. We must prove that we will rise.
21:59:29 <joepie91> To do this, I need the help of my fellow Anonymous brothers and sisters and the advanced hackers.
21:59:29 <joepie91> The action is to bring down the global internet for three days or more.
21:59:29 <joepie91> Though I am only 14 years of age, I am of the fight for freedom.
21:59:29 <joepie91> Thank you.
21:59:30 <joepie91> This starts whenever you want.
21:59:32 <joepie91> --
21:59:32 <joepie91> yes okay
22:00:20 <joepie91> bringing down the global internet for a few days will *certainly* help in the 'fight for freedom'!
22:00:53 <zest> ambitious
22:01:10 <zest> better develop AI
22:01:19 <joepie91> zest: there's a fine line between 'ambitious' and 'retarded'
22:01:21 <joepie91> :|
22:01:57 <zest> :\
22:03:19 <wh1t3r4bb1t> global $sfdb;
22:03:19 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $sfdb = new SFDB('mysql:host='.DB_HOST.';dbname='.DB_NAME, DB_USER, DB_PASS);
22:03:19 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $sfdb = (object) $sfdb;
22:04:22 <joepie91> SFDB?
22:04:30 <joepie91> and what's the (object) for?
22:05:00 <lady-3jane> interesting to watch people without political power attempt to create and wield it
22:05:40 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Because it was giving a non-object error then I added that and it worked for the "front-end" when I used the same exact object in the "back-end" it gived the object error
22:05:49 <wh1t3r4bb1t> also this is the call to it...
22:05:51 <wh1t3r4bb1t> global $sfdb;
22:05:51 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $db_go = $sfdb->select_cols('`name`, `value`', '`sf_settings`', array('`type`'=>'admin_plugin'));
22:05:51 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $db_go->execute();
22:05:52 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $admin_plugin_settings_array = array();
22:05:54 <wh1t3r4bb1t> while ($result = $db_go->fetch(PDO::FETCH_OBJ)) {
22:05:56 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $settings_array[$result->name] = $result->value;
22:05:58 <wh1t3r4bb1t> }
22:05:59 <wh1t3r4bb1t> $settings_object = (object) $admin_plugin_settings_array;
22:06:02 <wh1t3r4bb1t> return $admin_plugin_settings_object;
22:06:17 <lady-3jane> As if the process of creating it out of thin air wasn't hard enough, then they try to wield it, catch a little hammer syndrome in the process. And then you have accidental authoritarianism :>
22:07:59 <lady-3jane> oh it has a name, "Maslow's Hammer"
22:08:05 <joepie91> <wh1t3r4bb1t>Because it was giving a non-object error then I added that and it worked for the "front-end" when I used the same exact object in the "back-end" it gived the object error
22:08:13 <joepie91> if it gives a non-object error, there's probably a reason for that...
22:08:24 <joepie91> so go fix that first
22:08:29 <wh1t3r4bb1t> because it's not an object
22:08:35 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I did
22:08:41 <wh1t3r4bb1t> (object)
22:08:43 <joepie91> if your database connection is not an object, you have a bigger problem
22:08:44 <joepie91> no
22:08:45 <joepie91> that is not "fixing" it
22:08:49 <joepie91> that is "making the error go away"
22:08:53 <wh1t3r4bb1t> it is an object
22:09:02 <joepie91> if it's an object, you wouldn't be getting a non-object error
22:09:11 <joepie91> (object) is not an acceptable solution
22:10:02 <wh1t3r4bb1t> lol
22:10:04 <lady-3jane> lol cast to object
22:10:18 <lady-3jane> I see what you're doing there, and how wrong it is
22:10:21 <lady-3jane> :|
22:15:31 <wh1t3r4bb1t> it's already supposed to be an object because "new" creates a new object. Therefore php is broken. :{
22:16:01 * joepie91 sighs
22:16:10 <joepie91> wh1t3r4bb1t: have you considered that there may be a problem with your code?
22:16:30 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Yes
22:16:56 <joepie91> continue doing so
22:17:50 <lady-3jane> my understanding is that at least $sfdb = new SFDB('mysql:host='.DB_HOST.';dbname='.DB_NAME, DB_USER, DB_PASS); is wrong
22:17:59 <lady-3jane> you have a semicolon in the middle of the arguments list
22:18:19 <lady-3jane> not sure if that matters, but it seems like it might
22:19:18 <wh1t3r4bb1t> That consideration has lead me to retrace all the code and conclude that I am a) missing something, or that b) I am not missing anything because it was a copy-pasta from the front end and it works there fine.
22:19:42 <lady-3jane> Don't half ass it
22:19:45 <lady-3jane> >_>
22:20:39 <lady-3jane> nom nom op420 lol
22:20:49 <lady-3jane> I haven't even read their shit and I like it already
22:21:41 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Hmm remove semi-colon gives db connection error
22:21:55 <wh1t3r4bb1t> it must be there for it to work
22:22:16 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I don't see why it's not an object.
22:22:26 * wh1t3r4bb1t facepalms
22:23:14 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I'm considering that maybe to drink a beer may help
22:23:38 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I do my best coding and ask the least help when I am buzz'n
22:24:08 <joepie91> wh1t3r4bb1t: what is SFDB?
22:24:18 <wh1t3r4bb1t> ADHD + beer || weed = not as ADHD
22:25:28 <wh1t3r4bb1t> my PDO class
22:25:36 <wh1t3r4bb1t> extends PDO
22:26:59 <lady-3jane> why extend? and have you extended correctly?
22:28:34 <wh1t3r4bb1t> The same class is working for the front-end
22:29:00 <wh1t3r4bb1t> So, I conclude that the class is fine.
22:29:31 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Hmm maybe it's the (object) cast
22:29:49 * joepie91 whistles
22:30:12 <lady-3jane> that it may work somewhere else is irrelevant
22:30:28 <wh1t3r4bb1t> but... that makes little sense because if you cast an object as an object nothing changes according to the php manual which I am currently delved into
22:31:24 <wh1t3r4bb1t> maybe I should try object::function as opposed to object->function???
22:32:53 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I agree lady-3jane, however, I fail to see what I'm doing wrong.
22:33:08 <lady-3jane> perhaps you should sit down and understand exactly what your code is trying to do and how you should express that in PHP before you go further. Perhaps even rewrite the code you've taken instead of reusing it.
22:39:58 <lady-3jane> must be the weekend, my internet is shit
22:42:24 <zest> maybe you object even not created ...
22:42:29 <zest> * your
22:43:21 <zest> if it works on the frontend
22:46:19 <zest> check dependencies
22:48:42 <joepie91> so apparently you have to pay to be able to watch TV in UK hospitals
22:48:44 <joepie91> COMMERCIAL ALL THE THINGS
22:50:55 <lady-3jane> that's just queer
22:51:20 <lady-3jane> man
22:51:37 <lady-3jane> somebody the other day was telling me about long term care when you're in a coma is (oh god!) 12k/month
22:51:40 <joepie91> http://www.hospedia.co.uk/
22:51:55 <lady-3jane> I had to bite my tongue because I walked into the ER once and walked out 3.5 hours later with a 16k bill
22:51:58 <lady-3jane> so 12k ain't shit
22:52:15 <lady-3jane> also, welcome to the USA
22:52:27 <lady-3jane> I'd have died without medical care
22:53:14 <lady-3jane> walked in the door asking for vicodin and a strong antibiotic. three guesses what I walked back out the front door with
22:53:17 <lady-3jane> :P
22:55:06 <lady-3jane> It's cool though, I probably paid for quite a number of poor people's hospital visits
22:55:16 <lady-3jane> and so I'm not really sweating it
22:55:41 <joepie91> <lady-3jane>walked in the door asking for vicodin and a strong antibiotic. three guesses what I walked back out the front door with
22:55:44 <joepie91> an adopted cat?
22:55:45 <joepie91> an orange one?
22:55:59 <lady-3jane> I'm allergic to cats
22:56:10 <lady-3jane> I will assassinate you if you bring one near me
22:56:20 <lady-3jane> (not the cat, cat's cool)
22:56:23 <zest> )
22:56:31 <joepie91> lol
22:57:07 <lady-3jane> seriously, fuck cats
22:57:51 <lady-3jane> 10 minutes with one is, depending on circumstances, anywhere from 4 days of allergies so bad I can't function to respiratory failure
22:58:19 <lady-3jane> the 4 days of debilitating allergies is a best case scenario
22:58:30 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I think you were right zest
23:02:39 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Death would be best case?
23:02:53 <wh1t3r4bb1t> err worst
23:03:11 <lady-3jane> no
23:03:22 <lady-3jane> hospitalization, which is worse than death
23:03:47 <lady-3jane> I've almost died more times than I can count. Hospitalization is worse.
23:04:43 <lady-3jane> interesting thing to note: often funerals are cheaper than hospital bills, in the US
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23:26:09 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Ok I have done numerous test and outputs for debugging..
23:26:13 <wh1t3r4bb1t> My cone is fine
23:26:16 <wh1t3r4bb1t> code*
23:26:40 <lady-3jane> it ain't workin, must not be fine
23:27:28 <wh1t3r4bb1t> The files that contain the class and the object are not including due to a server error
23:28:35 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Even though the paths are correct and there is no php error or warning being given the files are not including. I say FUCK YOU GODADDY!
23:29:04 <wh1t3r4bb1t> This has happened before.
23:29:26 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I should get two more VPSs
23:29:45 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Fuck those second rate godaddy cunts
23:30:12 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Worlds largest datacenter obviously = too big to maintain properly
23:30:45 <lady-3jane> I dunno why you'd ever host with them
23:31:03 <lady-3jane> their big thing is domains and they're pretty shit at that. Not sure why they'd be any better at hosting other people's shit.
23:31:45 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Because they guarantee the uptime and every time I complain bat enough about these problems they give me free shit but that is getting to be irrelevant
23:33:18 <lady-3jane> it's not free if you have to spend time to get it
23:38:38 <lady-3jane> oh man
23:38:41 <lady-3jane> poetic justice
23:38:54 <lady-3jane> the house next door that warned everyone about their party two weeks ago had the cops called on them
23:39:00 <lady-3jane> they papered the whole neighborhood about it
23:39:44 <lady-3jane> I gotta figure out who calls the police
23:39:50 <lady-3jane> cause they're fucking dicks
23:45:46 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Probably that person that is always nice and smiley and never shows their anger or disappointment to any of their neighbors. usually those are the people who are two faced lying shit sack tattle tell bitches.
23:46:09 <lady-3jane> I don't know enough of my neighbors to know who that is
23:46:38 <lady-3jane> I figured it was the couple over the back fence, cause they bitched about knife throwing in the afternoons
23:46:41 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Just speaking from my own personal experiences. I could be wrong in this case but that's highly unlikely.
23:46:53 <lady-3jane> and they emailed our landlord about it instead of telling us
23:47:11 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I would place my bet on them yes.
23:47:42 <wh1t3r4bb1t> You know how to make them move out?
23:47:55 <lady-3jane> ha ha that won't happen
23:49:09 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Place meat in an intake vent, repeatedly. until they do. Trust me. After the 4-5th time the smell will be in the walls, permanently.
23:49:29 <wh1t3r4bb1t> The'll leave.
23:49:40 <lady-3jane> intake vent to what
23:49:58 <lady-3jane> this is not some apartment neighborhood
23:50:03 <lady-3jane> it's all old people who own their houses
23:50:07 <lady-3jane> and have lived here since the 50's
23:50:07 <wh1t3r4bb1t> HVAC unit or swamp cooler.
23:50:16 <lady-3jane> we don't have those
23:50:32 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Ohh then just bake them some "special cookies"
23:50:39 <wh1t3r4bb1t> lol
23:50:48 <lady-3jane> dude you're shitty at this
23:50:54 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Everything I said just now is fiction btw.
23:52:52 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Well, I guess it's finally time to get a dedicated server ASAP.
23:53:29 <wh1t3r4bb1t> I can't tolerate this random godaddy failfag shit anymore.
23:55:17 <wh1t3r4bb1t> Thanks for helping me "debug" though.
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23:59:07 <lady-3jane> or you could just not be hosted by a shitty provider
23:59:45 <lady-3jane> linode is a lot better priced than they used to be http://www.linode.com/